new baby

[60Buick]

My daughter was just born on Monday. Abigail Thomas. 6 pounds 15 ounces. Her momma is going to shit when I park a pink hearse in the driveway.

[Elvirathehearse]

Congradulations, should hold off on the pink hearse until she is 16....lol She would apperciate it more then........and so would mom....lol

[Chaser]

Congrats

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Congrats on the new arrival! There is nothing wrong with getting her to appreciate hearses early in life!

[Abnorml]

Congratulations, Greats name. Definitely get her around hearse as much as possible.

[STODD]

Congrats Richard!

[Psychoholic]

Congrats dude!

[Riff Raff]

Congratz, your dick works. Hehe Enjoy her now, for soon she'll be a teenager. The first guy that comes to pick her up, kill him, skin him and drape the remains across the hodd of one of your hearses, and you won't have anymore trouble from guys.

[Morella]

Congratz, your dick works. Hehe Enjoy her now, for soon she'll be a teenager. The first guy that comes to pick her up, kill him, skin him and drape the remains across the hodd of one of your hearses, and you won't have anymore trouble from guys.

As the mother of a 16-year-old, I have to agree. When you have a girl, you worry about every one in town. In a way, I'm glad I found a condom wrapper...at least she uses them.

Be sure to tell all of your friends when you have a baby girl, so that they know to quit making jokes about sniffing bicycle seats. (Yes, we've heard those too).

-denise