Is it illegal to ballgag an infant?

[60Buick]

Just wondering.....won't stop crying.

[staynedglass]

whiskey in the milk

[Sperry Chick]

Yeah, I'd try the ol' mudslide-in-a-sippy-cup before ya break out the ball. Heh heh.

There's a big stink around here about that ol' bag at the daycare who tried to shut a toddler up with tape, poor kid was congested and ended up suffocated.

[LMS]

I hear that picking them up and shaking them intensely works well.

[Scary Guy]

I hear that picking them up and shaking them intensely works well.

Wow you really are an asshole aren't you?



Well at least I'm in good company then

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Richard, why is it that I somehow see you having at least four more babies before you finally learn to use a condom?

Oh, and if she keeps crying, take her for a ride in a hearse. That should make her smile. Or if that doesn't work, just take LMS' advice. (just kidding)

[Custom Coffin Works]

Just wondering.....won't stop crying.

Stop looking at her.....LOL

[HellCat]

.....Tell her you are not her daddy!

[Psychoholic]

.....Tell her you are not her daddy!

That'll make her smile for sure!

Shake her like an english nanny

[EvilManor]

When my son was about 12 months I used to sit him in the middle of the living room (surround sound) and play Metallica's Black Album.