Star wars bobble heads

[Psychoholic]

On woot.com

http://www.woot.com/

[Riff Raff]

LOL< The Darth Vader one looks just like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.

"Go to Ludacris SPEED!!!!!!"
"Spaceball 1 Just went Plaid."

[Scary Guy]

I have them on twitter

[Morella]

I'm not buying any of those machines. I just saw the conclusion of BSG, and I'm running around pulling network cables.

[Morella]

BTW, I have a wireless adapter that isn't even connected to this machine, and even when I'm not doing anything on that computer, the light blinks a few times every now and then. Since the router is in the room behind me, it looks like it's staring at me, and I always wonder if it's watching me and talking about me. I'm always afraid that I'll get bored, nod off and start masturbating in my sleep, and that little thing will turn my laptop camera on and webcast it.

...and why does the light blink every time I pick my nose?

[Scary Guy]

BTW, I have a wireless adapter that isn't even connected to this machine, and even when I'm not doing anything on that computer, the light blinks a few times every now and then. Since the router is in the room behind me, it looks like it's staring at me, and I always wonder if it's watching me and talking about me. I'm always afraid that I'll get bored, nod off and start masturbating in my sleep, and that little thing will turn my laptop camera on and webcast it.

...and why does the light blink every time I pick my nose?

First if you don't cover your webcam when you're not using it you're an idiot. Same thing if you don't unplug your microphone.

Second, here have this

There are many other teddy borg routers and switches out there but that is the original.

[Morella]

The microphone is that little hole next to the camera, I think, and I sure wouldn't want you to think that I was stupid, so I covered them both. Unfortunately, my neighbor owns a surveillance system business. He shows me cameras that fit in the little bird screens in the eaves of his house, cameras the size of a pin head, boxes that will webcast 16 cameras at once, and all kinds of shit.

Remember that song Hold Your Head Up, by Argent?

If they shout
Don't let it change a thing
that you're doing.

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes
on you movin'.

All I can say is that if you're going to masturbate, just let 'em burn their eyes. The same goes for a Wesson oil party, or swimming naked in the pool...I fulfilled my obligation when I put up an opaque fence. If somebody's peeping, they're breaking the law, not me. Does anyone else go out in the back yard naked, swim, sunbathe, maybe put some steaks on the grill? It's really nice...makes you feel close to Gawd.

Of course if you're planning on bombing something, you might have more to worry about, but my life is basically an open book. The cameras only bother me when I see them. It's the idea of the machines getting together and planning a rebellion that's scary, and the Japanese are already building the Cylon skin jobs. They even walk over and answer the phone for you, but how long will it be before they start calling each other?

-denise

[Psychoholic]

I have a theory about the giant robo-gnat that will come and avenge all of it's fallen bretheren.

[HearseHaunter]

I have a theory about the giant robo-gnat that will come and avenge all of it's fallen bretheren.

LMAO, I've heard this theory

[Scary Guy]

The microphone is that little hole next to the camera, I think, and I sure wouldn't want you to think that I was stupid, so I covered them both. Unfortunately, my neighbor owns a surveillance system business. He shows me cameras that fit in the little bird screens in the eaves of his house, cameras the size of a pin head, boxes that will webcast 16 cameras at once, and all kinds of shit.

Remember that song Hold Your Head Up, by Argent?

If they shout
Don't let it change a thing
that you're doing.

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes
on you movin'.

All I can say is that if you're going to masturbate, just let 'em burn their eyes. The same goes for a Wesson oil party, or swimming naked in the pool...I fulfilled my obligation when I put up an opaque fence. If somebody's peeping, they're breaking the law, not me. Does anyone else go out in the back yard naked, swim, sunbathe, maybe put some steaks on the grill? It's really nice...makes you feel close to Gawd.

Of course if you're planning on bombing something, you might have more to worry about, but my life is basically an open book. The cameras only bother me when I see them. It's the idea of the machines getting together and planning a rebellion that's scary, and the Japanese are already building the Cylon skin jobs. They even walk over and answer the phone for you, but how long will it be before they start calling each other?

-denise

No one needs to know about my secret plans to rule the earth. My microphone is plugged in but it's turned off via mechanical switch on my mixer board. My webcam is unplugged (and really neat looking). I know it's possible I'm being watched but that's no reason to give anyone an open invitation into my home. I usually keep my phone unplugged as well. My cellphone is a listening device and if I don't want to be tracked I take the battery out and leave it home. I might have nothing to hide but I still have the right to privacy.

[Morella]

I usually leave my cell phone turned on at home when I go out to rape, murder and mutilate a victim. That way, everyone will think I'm at home, right? Duhhhhh

Now I'm trying to get put on probation for something so that I can get an ankle bracelet to leave here.

BTW, has anyone ever been at a party and seen someone with an ankle bracelet on? I was passing a doob with a guy who was sporting one once, and I asked him if he wasn't worried about getting into trouble for what the cops called "visiting a public nuisance", which is their way of saying "going to a party". He said that he went wherever the fuck he wanted to go, and no one, including his probation officer, had ever said a thing about it. Do you think they even track those things, or are they "learned helplessness" devices with nothing inside them?

-denise

[Scary Guy]

Maybe he was just fucking with you. "Oh yeah they let me go wherever I want with this thing". I should try that in Detroit and just get a box/band strap it to my leg. Get lots of people arrested for no reason