The new Star Trek movie

[Morella]

Geez, kiddo, haven't you ever had to remove a cum stain? It doesn't stay sticky very long...it just soaks into the fabric and hardens like epoxy, forever there to remind you of the good time you did or didn't have.

It's a good idea to make sure you don't have any in your hair before you go back to work, too, unless you're already at work and bucking for a promotion. Then you usually get the rest of the day off to shower up, at least.

I think I just figured out why I didn't get many promotions, despite doing all of the work. My boss was a woman, but that shouldn't have mattered. It's all good under the desk. Lucky me, though, I probably would have ended up with some shit from Wal-mart in a gift box the next day, instead of diamond earrings.

-denise

[Magickman]

Anybody else see it yet?

I did. Twice so far. Enjoyed it very much.

I loved the "easter eggs" in it. Like the Tribble in the background when Scotty was introduced.

I thought all in all JJ made a fun movie for non-Star Trek fans, but didn't spit in the eye of the people who hold the franchise dear.

[corpses bride]

We are going to see it at the drive in 2maro. looks good