Unsure whether you want bacon......

[tonytheskin]

Follow this flow chart next time........

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Or if you're just too lazy to cook some bacon, just put this on...anything!

[Psychoholic]

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

Baconnaise?? Seriously?

[Abnorml]

Here you go,

[STODD]

The ultimate!

[Scary Guy]

http://bacontoday.com/bacon-blowtorch-cuts-metal-with-fire/

I like winning

[Seraph]

That bacon torch is definitely cool, but bacon's best use is still reckless dining, and for that, I keep going back to Bacon Explosion.