Tony's bacon thread reminded me of something.

[Psychoholic]

As much as I'd like to have boobs in a can...

How about BACON

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder’s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

[Scary Guy]

It really depends because bacon is great if it's limp (I hate overcooked bacon, the fat/gristle tastes great). However boobs if they're of the right size and firmness are wonderful as well.

So I voted LMS is an asshole because I couldn't decide between the other two, and it's good to have asshole brethren on here.

[Vampirate_Maiden]

And for LMS being an asshole, we hold this truth to be not only self evident but a rule of the universe. It was a 'the unified theory of David being an asshole' and after many long nights of research, one trip to a mexican restaurant, a few halloweens, 2 severely disproved postulates about him being a 'snuggly wuggly teddy bear', the fact he is 10 years older than me but looks younger and of course the fact that he vaccuums the house while Denise cuts the grass - this 'theory' was cemented in history as the 'Law of LMS is an ASSSHOLE'. It's like gravity, it will only keep you down.

Wow! LMS isn't an asshole, he's downright EVIL!

But notice how Boobs and LMS are coming close now. Poor bacon.

[hotroddwayne]

Just added another vote in the boob column, after thinking "Hmmmm, which one can a man NOT live without?"

[Psychoholic]

I accidentally clicked bacon when I set up the poll - I always say 'which is better, boobs or bacon' so me putting them in out of order and not actually READING what I had posted screwed me up - so I fixed my vote.

[60Crown]

How did Bacon's vote poll drop from 3 to 2?

Someone is an indecisive meat jumper. Spill and show your cowardliness.

[Psychoholic]

Bacon would rule if it weren't for boobs, but it is a close and reasonable second.

Boobs will cause you to over drink, and get a hangover and apparently a bacon sandwich will help you cure a hangover:

http://lifehacker.com/5225910/bacon-sandwiches-speed-up-hangover-recovery?skyline=true&s=x

BUT

Bacon is bacon, and boobs are boobs - and any man who really has to take a minute to self evaluate his view of which is better may in fact be a meat gazer of the non-bacon kind.

And for LMS being an asshole, we hold this truth to be not only self evident but a rule of the universe. It was a 'the unified theory of David being an asshole' and after many long nights of research, one trip to a mexican restaurant, a few halloweens, 2 severely disproved postulates about him being a 'snuggly wuggly teddy bear', the fact he is 10 years older than me but looks younger and of course the fact that he vaccuums the house while Denise cuts the grass - this 'theory' was cemented in history as the 'Law of LMS is an ASSSHOLE'. It's like gravity, it will only keep you down.

[Vampirate_Maiden]

So thats how you stay alive...

I think if the zombies hit Miami, most of the people there will servive if thats the case. Actually, with all the Haitians in Miami, I think the zombies will originate from there and then head to Georgia. Ok. I need to stop bashing Florida now.

Bacon rules!

[LMS]

As for the LMS being an asshole, I can't choose that! I actually want him to be my ally for when the zombies come!

It's ok, I need to be an asshole for when the zombies come. Being an asshole is the best way to survive, allies or not. Like the old saying goes " I don't need to be able to outrun the zombies, I only need to outrun you"



Oh and BOOBS are better. The more bacon you eat the less healthy you are and the shorter time you have to enjoy boobs.

[Vampirate_Maiden]

The following statement is from a straight girl's point of veiw:

I'm going to say bacon because unlike my boobs, its not going to cause me bad back problems in the future. But then again, it may just cause my heart and arteries to fail. But its ok. I choose bacon! Bacon is tasty (as long as its not turkey bacon). And if anyone cares, I've actually tried bacon salt...

As for the LMS being an asshole, I can't choose that! I actually want him to be my ally for when the zombies come!

[tonytheskin]

Bacon makes food better like cavemen make commercials better.

Besides, the old adage goes: Dumb guys like boobs, smart guys like legs.

Definition of a great set of legs: Feet at one end, pussy at the other.

[StrayCat]

Making someone make a choice in this manner is unmanly, inhumane, unorthodox, sacreligious,blasphemy, absolutely uncalled for. I am very dissappointed in you. EVERYBODY knows you need the thing that boobs are attached to to COOK YOUR BACON FOR YOU, while you smoke a cigar, drink a cup of non hippy, non starbucks regular ass plain ol good ol coffee. Plus, boobs are an absolute must if you planon getting your dick wet. You dont wanna be there fucking someone and all of a sudden look down and notice the complete lack of boobs. That would totally kill it. Like you feel like you are fucking leroy from down at the parts store. EEEWWWW.
Also....bacon is good on and with everything , plus by itself. And arabs dont eat it and it pisses them off that we do, and I am 100% for pissing off the arabs.

And OF course LMS is an asshole. Thought that was common knowlage now...........

[Psychoholic]

Decide.



or




Together???

[60Crown]

Nothing bounces better than natural boobs.

Breast augmentation is nauseating.

[musikill]

If properly maintained, boobs have a much longer shelf life than bacon. But then again, bacon is very delicious...but boobs are much nicer to rest one's head on than bacon...but what is there in the world that's better than crunchy bacon!? But nothing bounces better than boobs!!! Uh....uh..... i need to take a nap.