Tony's bacon thread reminded me of something.

[hotroddwayne]

Just added another vote in the boob column, after thinking "Hmmmm, which one can a man NOT live without?"

[Vampirate_Maiden]

And for LMS being an asshole, we hold this truth to be not only self evident but a rule of the universe. It was a 'the unified theory of David being an asshole' and after many long nights of research, one trip to a mexican restaurant, a few halloweens, 2 severely disproved postulates about him being a 'snuggly wuggly teddy bear', the fact he is 10 years older than me but looks younger and of course the fact that he vaccuums the house while Denise cuts the grass - this 'theory' was cemented in history as the 'Law of LMS is an ASSSHOLE'. It's like gravity, it will only keep you down.

Wow! LMS isn't an asshole, he's downright EVIL!

But notice how Boobs and LMS are coming close now. Poor bacon.

[Scary Guy]

It really depends because bacon is great if it's limp (I hate overcooked bacon, the fat/gristle tastes great). However boobs if they're of the right size and firmness are wonderful as well.

So I voted LMS is an asshole because I couldn't decide between the other two, and it's good to have asshole brethren on here.

[Psychoholic]

As much as I'd like to have boobs in a can...

How about BACON

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder’s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

[Seraph]

As much as I'd like to have boobs in a can...

How about BACON

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder’s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

Oh, my word, yes!

[Abnorml]

I know what I'm asking for Christmas.

[StrayCat]

That is mildly impressive.

[Highbars]

I absolutely LOVE them both....Nothing like having some boobie for along with your eggs and bacon ... It even sounds like they belong together " Yes, I believe I'll have the Double Baconboobie sandwich and a side of thighs..." One word of caution You should never fry bacon naked while playing in any way with boobs.... Bacon spatters.....You burn the boobs and they won't like you anymore....

[BIGEVIL]

I'm still torn.
Although I love boobs, bacon doesn't get jealous when I eat other bacon.

[Highbars]

[quote=BIGEVIL;33194] bacon doesn't get jealous when I eat other bacon.



Good point... Bacon needs very little respect....It would look a little funny show off 2 pounds of bacon at a biker party... I would have to stick to the
--------------------------B(.)(.)BS----------------------

[TWHawk]

I am rather ambivalent.
I like them both, but have to admit I’ve never had bacon hurt or get in my way.
My boyfriend’s a different story. He’s a definite fan of boobs.

Thought I’d share a photo I took of him saying “Hello” to our friend Jax.




This rather proves that boobs are more entertaining than bacon.

[LMS]

With this swine flu outbreak being all the news lately this topic is no longer moot.
BOOBS ALL THE WAY! FUCK THE BACON!

[Psychoholic]

Bacon is dead! Long live Booooobs!

[Vampirate_Maiden]

With this swine flu outbreak being all the news lately this topic is no longer moot.
BOOBS ALL THE WAY! FUCK THE BACON!

Actually, that swine flu is being spread from human to human, not from pigs. So that means the very boobs that you guys love might cause you to get sick. Not bacon!

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Bacon is dead! Long live Booooobs!

And yes, bacon is dead. I really wouldn't want bacon from a live pig...