Tony's bacon thread reminded me of something.

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

I appear to be the first to vote for Boobs. Boobs are useable right out of the package! And if you are careful, you don't have to pay for them.

Maybe the difference is that I like thick girls, so they come with plenty o' boobs

[EternalCombustion]

I'm disappointed in you guys. In our free nation, it is not too much to ask to have boobs with bacon.

[60Crown]

Bacon makes food better like cavemen make commercials better.

Besides, the old adage goes: Dumb guys like boobs, smart guys like legs.

[Psychoholic]

Nikki and some coworkers were having a discussion on day and the question was raised: Which is better - bacon or boobs?