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The following thread describes how to better improve something that so many guys enjoy already. If talking about shitting, BM otherwise known as moving your bowls, offends you please stop reading now. However if your like me and enjoy a good crap then read on...
So I was sitting in my bathroom, wondering what it was that is now coming out of me so fast that it causes the toilet water to splash up on my hairy ass, when it came to me how much I enjoyed taking a shit. I can't be the only man that loves to relax in the bathroom, reading a magazine or jotting down some notes on a pad. Maybe there are others that have perfected this wonderful moment.
So my question to this politically correct board is this; Is there a magic meal that allows one to easily enjoy a crap and a good magazine? I ask this because I'm sure I'm not the only one that knows about the "What`A`Burger Onion rings, although great for farts, causes one to be doubled over in the stall wishing one did not whatasize them. Maybe someone have had past experience with different foods that were not only great tasting but made for a wonderful crap.
It has been my experience that eating peanuts while watching my favorite WWII movies is great but if you don't drink enough water it can tear even the strongest man up below. Popcorn is a hit or miss type food. If you eat them with plenty of movie butter it doesn't have anytime to even make you fat but if you have too much popcorn with no butter you can end up with a kernel stuck in the breach which is not a comfortable feeling. Grapes are good but in moderation. I guess in hind sight moderation is the key with any food.
So help us men out with something we hold dear to our heart and list some comfortable crapping food. Any thoughts?
So I was sitting in my bathroom, wondering what it was that is now coming out of me so fast that it causes the toilet water to splash up on my hairy ass, when it came to me how much I enjoyed taking a shit. I can't be the only man that loves to relax in the bathroom, reading a magazine or jotting down some notes on a pad. Maybe there are others that have perfected this wonderful moment.
So my question to this politically correct board is this; Is there a magic meal that allows one to easily enjoy a crap and a good magazine? I ask this because I'm sure I'm not the only one that knows about the "What`A`Burger Onion rings, although great for farts, causes one to be doubled over in the stall wishing one did not whatasize them. Maybe someone have had past experience with different foods that were not only great tasting but made for a wonderful crap.
It has been my experience that eating peanuts while watching my favorite WWII movies is great but if you don't drink enough water it can tear even the strongest man up below. Popcorn is a hit or miss type food. If you eat them with plenty of movie butter it doesn't have anytime to even make you fat but if you have too much popcorn with no butter you can end up with a kernel stuck in the breach which is not a comfortable feeling. Grapes are good but in moderation. I guess in hind sight moderation is the key with any food.
So help us men out with something we hold dear to our heart and list some comfortable crapping food. Any thoughts?
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