Fart situation

[60Buick]

Ok what do you do when while you are having sex the very strong urge to fart hits you. I don't mean a little "she won't notice fart" but a fart so loud that people three counties away report a possible plane crash. Then to compound the problem you know the smell will be so noxious it will make the Body Farm seem like a get away retreat of fresh air. There is no hiding that shit.

Do you let this ugly fart out and risk not getting off or do you pucker your ass up like an infant sucking on a lemon and hope she doesn't push on your stomach.

[Highbars]

Let er rip and hope not to shit...I replied earlier in more detail but didn't get it posted, but in summary .... Push hard ,, pop a nut,, roll off and whip the sheets over her head for "Dutch Oven Maneuver" And pray she doesn't have a 45 under her pillow....