So Ganci............

[StrayCat]

Tony brought up a good idea and I think we should act on it. We need to start the " Fat Bald Guy's" Hot rod club. Yes, yes I know, it just resonates awesomeness all around, but we have hit a small snag in our plan. You need to shave your head. That's all. Seems fair and such a small gesture. I got my Plymouth, you guys got your buicks, we are all large statured men, but, you have hair. You need to remedy this or Tony and I may have to hold a meeting over a 24 pack of PBR wether or not to vote you out.

I got some clippers if you need them.

[StrayCat]

Oh , and this will be our theme song, it seems to already be mine, but i can share in it's ironic and true awesomeness. Brian Setzer, off the "68 comeback special" album.

It's got a leaky carburetor
A rusted out floor
Four broken windows
Bullet holes in the door
Torn up old seats
And the lock don't fit the key
Now baby who would really love this car but me?

Got the original paint
Joe put reflectors on the door
It's got a mexican blanket interior
It's missin' all the chrome
It must be plain to see
Baby who would really love this car but me?

Man i picked a lemon
A lemon from the tree
That grows in every junkyard
From here to tennessee
I know it's gonna start
I just can't find the key
So why the hell is everybody starin' at me?

It's just a '55 caddy
The brakes are no good
It won't leave you stranded
In a bad neighborhood
The lights don't even work
It must be plain to see
Baby who would really love this car but me

Well man i picked a lemon
A lemon from the tree
That grows in every junkyard
From here to tennessee
I know it's gonna start
I just can't find the key
So why the hell is everybody starin' at me?

It's just a '55 caddy
The brakes are no good
It won't leave you stranded
In a bad neighborhood
The lights don't even work
It must be plain to see
Baby who would really love this car but me?

Oh man i picked a lemon
Hey, why don't you paint it yellow?

[Psychoholic]

Let me think about that - ummm, hell no.

Maybe I can sign some kind of Pompadoured Pompous Ass release clause.

[StrayCat]

/sigh. Fine. If you wanna be "that guy".

[STODD]

Forget penis envy, someone's got hair envy...

[Scary Guy]

*tosses his hair about*

The chicks just LOVE playing with it

I'm also WAY too skinny anyway. My metabolism is so high people think I'm annerexic, I EAT LIKE A PIG!!!

[VAMP3D]

Can I be a partial member since I have a mohawk? I mean, it's almost bald.

[Scary Guy]

Can I be a partial member since I have a mohawk? I mean, it's almost bald.

Almost only counts when it comes to handgrenades.

[Psychoholic]

Almost only counts when it comes to handgrenades.

My industrial drafting teacher used to say 'close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades and slow dancing'.

Always thought that was funny - later to amend with 'and scud missile attacks'

[Scary Guy]

My industrial drafting teacher used to say 'close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades and slow dancing'.

Always thought that was funny - later to amend with 'and scud missile attacks'

I don't know shit about playing horseshoes so I left it out. I do like the slow-dancing bit though.

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Lest we should forget thermonuclear weapons.....