Michael Jackson just died!

[Otto Baron]

Of course he needed to train


Not only was he planning on his concert tour, he was supposed to star in the next installment of the "Childs Play" series.

[HearseHaunter]

there was a loud rumble heard not long after MJ died. It has been determined that it wasn't thunder, it was Elvis beating the shit out of Michael for fucking his daughter.

[Morella]

"Overmedicated"? You have to be fairly right-winged to get accused of that in this country. Remember when they pulled Rush Limbaugh's medical records, which was god-damned illegal because they had just passed HIPAA? I'll bet you that Jackson's family are already lining up the lawyers to sue anyone who gives out anything from his medical records. Don't believe anything you hear.

As for trying to control pain with narcotics, there are doctors here in the US who would rather drill a hole in your head. Give me some time with them on the rack, or even a hammer would do, and for the rest of their miserable lives, we'll see if they still belive that chronic pain can still be stopped by holding hands and chanting, or using heating pads.

-denise

[LorcinLS1]

When Farrah Fawcett got to Heaven, God granted her one wish.
She wished for all the children in the world to be safe.
So He killed Michael Jackson.