Government shit (disgusting post)

[Morella]

I have a turd that will not go down my toilet, and I have flushed it exactly 17 times trying. I have never been able to flush it less than 5 times, even to get toilet paper down. Not only is this a 1.2-gallon government approved toilet, but it has porcelain blocking off half of the hole that goes into the S-curve, so the turd can just sit there longways and stare at you, like Mister Hanky and shrug his shoulders while the water swirls around him. I am tempted to take a picture, draw eyes and mouth on him, and caption, "You're gonna have to do better than that to get me down."

Exactly what department of the government created this tiny little toilet that won't suck down anything bigger than a rabbit pellet? The same company that prohibited the sale of lye in a can, so that I can't even torture it to death and dissolve it now?

For those who have see the movie The Pentagon Wars, do you know that we actually do have a department of Ruminant Procurement? It is on the trucker's atlas, just outside of Pocatello, Idaho.

OK, I am going to go fill my toilet with muriatic acid and run like hell.

[LMS]

These newer style low water use toilets are junk. The idea was to use less water but I always have to flush at least twice on a crap so whats the point?
Fuck the government!

[Flymanj3]

Sounds like Government to me... No matter how much you flush, the shit still stays there.

[Morella]

Well, somebody came up with this idea that we have a "water shortage", and once water is flushed down a toilet, it disappears forever and has been "used up". I think it was the same people who are worried about di-hydrogen monoxide.

It seems impossible that people are this stupid, but back in the 80's, I read an article in which people were surveyed and asked how a fax machine worked. A third of them said that the paper was actually sent through the phone line, whereas the other third claimed that since you had to put paper in the receiving machine, it was obvious that only the ink went through the phone line. (Don't bother with asking me the obvious question.)

-d

[Flymanj3]

Well, somebody came up with this idea that we have a "water shortage", and once water is flushed down a toilet, it disappears forever and has been "used up".

-d

FYI - Waste is flushed, sent to a local pump station and pumped to the Waste Water treatment plant where it is sent threw screens, grit removal, primary clairifiers (heavy organics settle), aeration (waste activated plants) where 'bugs' take care of the bio part of the waste, sent to secondary for seperation, then to Tertiary (polishing tanks), treated with Sodium Hypochloride and finally to the lake... where the Water Athority sucks it back up, filters some more, adds chlorine and sends it back to your home.

Proof jost about everywhere you turn, the Gov. is filling you full of shit.

PS - guess my job - LOL

[randyaz]

You left out the Anaerobic Digester...you must be a Class B Operator

[Morella]

Why is it that hearse people always have shitty jobs?

[Flymanj3]

You left out the Anaerobic Digester...you must be a Class B Operator

We never had an anaerobic digester (though I remember our digester turning into one a couple times... NO SMOKING PLEASE) - we had a working aerobic digester at one point, but that plant was de-commishened. now, the digesters we do have are just used as holding tanks for weekends.

Have a 3A license - 25 MGD and 200MGD plants. Between the 2, we truck out 420 tons of shit EACH DAY to the land fill... where they make electric from the methane.

[Flymanj3]

Why is it that hearse people always have shitty jobs?

Cause we're use to it and good at it.... look at all the shit we have to put up with

[randyaz]

Have a 3A license...

my attempt at humor didnt make it across... Thats impressive