I forgot how much tetanus shots burn.....

[Morella]

They always ask me when my last tetanus shot was, I always tell them that I've never had one, and they never tell me that I'm supposed to get one, so I take it as a rhetorical question.

Then they ask me when my last menstrual period was, and I say, "Hang on a minute. Let me look."

I think they dread seeing me come into the emergency room.