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Vegas is our home away from home. The stupid are taking over, but at least the stupidest aren't taking their children anymore. I watched a couple with a baby walk away from the Sahara soggy bacon buffet because they couldn't afford the $7. No bullshit.
If you can't chew gum and walk at the same time, you'd better take the monorail instead. Sure, a few pieces of it fall off every now and then, but it's safer than driving the strip. Oh, and be sure to pick up those free show tickets so that you can spend your trip being whipped into buying a time share. When Tony and I go, I usually give them Three Stooges gestures in the face and yell, "whoop whoop whoop whoop...nyah!" So far, the rent-a-cops haven't beaten the shit out of me in Vegas, so it would be a step above living in Tucson.
BTW, most people who think that they're in Vegas are actually in unincorporated Clark County. If you're a boy who dreams of going to prison to have your ass pounded, you don't belong in Vegas.
-denise (still enjoying morphine withdrawal) -
I've amassed enough porn cards from Vegas over the last 13 years to wallpaper a room. Love that city. Just emailed the Strippermobile story to all my peeler friends.Comment
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I tried to collect porn cards...mais j'ai mal aux pieds dupuis. I found that it was more fun to head west in the hearse and take a tour of the Chicken Ranch. They gave us a bag of souvenirs, and free champagne, because I was with a group of extremely eccentric friends who set it up.
I will give 2000 points to the first one who can tell me where the pictures are, and the pictures on the Chicken Ranch website don't count.
-deniseComment
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Yeah!!! A Titty Truck!!!!!Comment
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Some cockblocker always has to ruin the fun!!! Might be for sale cheap soon though!
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Must have been a fagComment
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I have no reason whatsoever to care if someone is gay...so why do I use such flowery language?
I usually sing at a lesbian bar, because there are so many fun people there, gay, straight, men, women, who want to cut loose in an environment that is free of prejudice. When I use epithets such as fag, nigger, etc., I am always referring to a particular person, or to people who behave in a certain way that offends me, especially by stepping on my freedom. I can judge people very quickly, but I can't judge an entire group of people based on the behavior of a percentage, or an individual, of that group.
Whomever was responsible for trying to shut down the stripmobile is a mouth-breathing faggot who can't walk and chew gum at the same time. That's my insult. They insulted me first, by saying that I can't drive down the strip and see all of the new attractions without ramming my car up someone else's ass. If they live in fear of a scratch on their bumper, or having to use a chiropractor and file a lawsuit over the whiplash that they received at 3 mph, maybe they should just pack up their lambskin condoms and move back to California.
-deniseComment
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What is funny is they shut it down because it distracts drivers!! This in a city that has a volcano, a lake with a water show,a pirate ship full of hot women that sinks every hour among a million other distractions!! Someone was insulted by the boobies while they were out in SIN CITY!!!Comment
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They've struck a nerve with me. I've spent a lot of time helping to plan tours to Vegas, I've burned hundreds of dollars giving free plane rides through the canyon and the dam, I hauled a boat through Laughlin with a gun in my hand when they shut down the road over the biker shootings, so that I could drive people to the dam over the water. For years in a row, I contributed to the tourism in Vegas until our little group grew to a few hundred people. They were gay, straight, punks, bikers, crossdressers...all eccentric in some way, much more so than here, but they can thank about ten organizers for the hard work that we put into making their stay enjoyable, and we have thrown a million dollars into their economy. If they're going to turn Sin City into Pussyville, they can send my share of it back.
-deniseComment
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This town is pussyville!!! The hot waitresses make everyone spend more money on booze and gambling, loads of money are spent on strippers, I see a constant flow of limos from Vegas to Pahrump going to the legal brothels!!
Crappy 3.99 buffets wont keep the neon on!!!Comment
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When you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.Comment
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