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    As I might have mentioned en passant, I am sick and tired of hearing karaoke in Spanish, because I have no idea what the fuck they're singing about. Vengeance is very important to me, so I came up with my own vergeltungswaffe (look it up), a remix of the French song, Marcia Beila. Since no one is going to know what the words mean, I thought I would put one verse on the screen in English, so that people can use their imaginations about the rest of it. It goes a little sumpin' lak this...(pardon my French, but Xavier doesn't hang out here often, so he won't jump my shit) :

    Marcia, je suis fatigué
    Je t'encule depuis presque d'une anée
    Prends ton cul noir à la porte
    Ne retourne pas, d'emmerdes-toi!


    What will show up on the screen is the literal translation:

    Marcia, I'm tired of you
    I've been fucking you for nearly a year
    Take your black ass out the door
    and don't come back
    Hurry the fuck up!

    That should leave them wondering about what the rest of the song is saying.

    I can't help it. I am inherently evil. Thank the Gawds of Kobol that I can find semi-harmless ways of getting it out of my system, instead of shooting people and going to prison. Even though I spent $130 on CD-G mastering software, and weeks of labor putting it together, this project has kept me busy during five weeks of morphine withdrawal, and I'm baaaaack, with a vengeance. Getting drunk on Guinness and doing goofy shit is fun again.



    -denise
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