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I need EVERYONES help - I have started a site called 'manlawlibrary.com' (nothing but the wordpress theme so far) that I hope to make the authoritative source for man law and settling man law disputes. I need about 20 suggestions for articles to get cracking. We've got a few fun features we'll add after we get crackin. Let's hear it!
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never bother another man's hat? -
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I thought it was the first rule of rocky - "don't FUCK with the hair!"Comment
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Man law is such a vast topic, this will have to be broken down into into categories.
Like rest room man law, it's just plain wrong if there a row of empty urinals to take the one right beside someone else.Comment
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That's the idea - we need a source for such knowledge. Covering such topics as 'bros before hos', 'urinal etiquette', 'never talk to a mans sister unless you plan on marrying her', 'how long can you hold a purse for your old lady', 'how long do you have to wait before you can ask a buddy's ex out', 'rules around borrowing tools, money, truck, etc...', 'fart law and rules', 'how much interference is allowed when grilling or watching football', etc...Comment
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A man shall not find love in another man's hairy ass!Comment
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I have an idea for a header for the site (though its long)
You don't pull on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask of the old Long Ranger: These are the rules of MENComment
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Man law #349, don't fuck up Jim Croche songs.Originally posted by Chace View Post
j/k but seriously now...
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition is all we need.Last edited by Scary Guy; 01-03-2010, 04:45 AM.Comment
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As long as she fucking tells you to.'how long can you hold a purse for your old lady'
That one is unisex. Borrow it once. GIVE IT BACK. If you need it more than once, you need to buy it. If it's a chainsaw that you need, don't even ask.around borrowing tools
As far as farting goes, I've found that a man uses discretion until he gets married, then he farts wherever and when he wants to.
What the hell am I doing replying to this topic anyway? Only a real pusscake or a sub lets a woman tell him what do.
What is a "sub"? Ask Ryan.
-deniseComment
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If you are mooching free beers from a buddy you cannot complain about the brand!
The only valid complaint in such a situation is if the beer is not cold.
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'how long can you hold a purse for your old lady'
I think you were reading from the wrong manual with this purse issue...As long as she fucking tells you to.
First of all there is absolutely no reference to the phrase "As long as she fucking tells you to." anywhere...
Secondly the only way this phrase would even be considered would be in the act of cunnilingus. Then only if begging was involved on their part..... which would go more like "Eat Me You Tentacle Tongued Wizard"
Lastly Man Law or The Manly Manual clearly states that purse holding is strictly forbidden, the only way this would ever be allowed would be if she was giving you head. So it would read like this
"As long as she is sucking your cock""How long can you hold a purse for your old lady?"Comment
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Agree... She will need both hands to rub your balls at the same time (don't hang it on her shoulder, you don't want the thing to be smacking you in the knees)Originally posted by Highbars View Post
The ONLY other acceptable time is long enough to remove any money.... READ:" Hey dude, you'd better be getting money out, ya look kinda Gay holding that thing"Comment
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Um, that's Croche.Man law #349, don't fuck up Jim Crochie songs.Comment
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Man Law #378:
Men are not permitted to allow or acknowledge women attempting to participate in manly discussions. This is strictly forbidden.
*The word "women" refers to anyone of the opposite sex, transvestites, homosexual men or women, and especially, chicks with dicks.Last edited by STODD; 01-03-2010, 09:12 AM.Comment
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