Announcement

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 09:57 AM

Scary, you have me laughing so hard that I can't of anything funnier to say. For the first time in my life, I am speechless. Nice job.

-denise

**STODD** · 01-05-2010, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Scary Guy View Post

First the skimask looks kind of like a gimp mask and there is an obvious lack of shirt and a possible lack of pants. Then there's your badass tattoo of an eagle and possible lack of pants.

Got it.
You associate a cotton ski mask as a leather slave's mask.
Not wearing a shirt, I guess, is exclusive to the gay bondage community(I am wearing pants in the pic).
A tattoo of an Eagle, Globe and Anchor also equates to the gay bondage community - not the fact that I'm a former US Marine.

Wow, to think the pic was a joke on closet badasses on the internet...

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 10:24 AM

Get bent hooker. Do I support this board? Yes, I do. I actively participate in the forums on this free website.

OK, I'm still about to fall out of my chair laughing, but I will do my best to respond to your issues, whatever they may be.

It would be extremely tacky for Chris to mention this more than once, but I can do it. There is a link, in the upper right corner of the board, that you can click on, if you prefer to donate something other than your remarkable wit. Still, you're right, this a free board, and it isn't a Presbyterian church. Nobody is going to pass the offering plate, and Jesus probably isn't going to love you, whether you've given-nuh or not. You certainly have donated a lot to this thread...I don't think I've laughed this hard since the Sally Struthers episode of South Park.

Not wearing a shirt, I guess, is exclusive to the gay bondage community(I am wearing pants in the pic).

Thanks for sharing that, but I really doubt that anyone gives a shit, one way or the other.

A tattoo of an Eagle, Globe and Anchor also equates to the gay bondage community - not the fact that I'm a former US Marine.

OK, maybe I was wrong. I may not know more about sex than you do. I'm learning, though...tell me more.

Wow, to think the pic was a joke on closet badasses on the internet...

Closet badasses, uh-huh...please, continue. I just need to make some more notes on my clipboard.

I would email this thread to Tony if weren't so god damned old-fashioned. He didn't appreciate me making out with a female cast member at Rocky Horror, and he definitely didn't appreciate me getting up on the stage and asking her to spank me. Always happy to do the virgin sacrifice, if there aren't enough to go around. Not everyone has the sense of humor that you and I have, but, fortunately, most people around here do, and I'll have to admit that you are doing a better job of entertaining them than I am.

-denise

**Scary Guy** · 01-05-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by STODD View Post

Got it.
You associate a cotton ski mask as a leather slave's mask.
Not wearing a shirt, I guess, is exclusive to the gay bondage community(I am wearing pants in the pic).
A tattoo of an Eagle, Globe and Anchor also equates to the gay bondage community - not the fact that I'm a former US Marine.

Wow, to think the pic was a joke on closet badasses on the internet...

1. I didn't, she did. Although it is a little hard to make out in that pic unless you're really looking.

2. Only because of the mask, if that weren't there you'd probably look like any other redneck without a shirt holding a gun.

3. Aren't the Marines a division of The Navy? Also couldn't you have just gotten a smaller one of those on your arm?

4. Overcompensating to look like a badass just makes you look like a twit on the net, stop it and you take away SOME of her ammo to fire at you.

Finally, just because it's funny.

[youtube]InBXu-iY7cw[/youtube]

**BIGEVIL** · 01-05-2010, 10:52 AM

JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 12:06 PM

Stodd...stodd...hang on for a minute. Arr�tez votres conneries, un moment, et permittez-moi donner vous un petit pue de conseil

Fuck you. Look it up. If you want to impress me, answer me back in Russian, Arabic, or Latin (not the same as Mexican, in case you're wondering). Don't use an online translator, though, because if you put the above phrase into the online translator, you get :

Stop your damned stupidity, a moment, and permittez me to give you a small been able one of counsel

That's not exactly what I said, it doesn't impress me, but it's close enough.

The rules of message etiquette change when a thread deteriorates into a flame. You've been given a few of them, but I would like to add these :

Rule #1. When someone insults you, posts something offensive to you, or says anything that strikes a nerve, for whatever reason, your first urge will be to defend yourself against it. Don't do that. You're only digging your own grave, and nobody gives a shit about you, personally.

Rule #2. If you want to respond to a flame in a constructive way, or at least not to come across as a total moron, do not attack somebody personally. Again, nobody gives a shit. I don't know who you are, and I don't care.

Rule #3. This...

I would email this thread to Tony if weren't so god damned old-fashioned. He didn't appreciate me making out with a female cast member at Rocky Horror...

..is called...bait.

Hope this helps,

-denise

**STODD** · 01-05-2010, 02:00 PM

Pill Popper, the only bait being consumed is what you have swallowed already.

Now go gobble some more vicodin, tell us all how great your loser husband is and make fun of me some more, because I really care what you say - especially about me.

And since you don't care, I'd just love to hear one more of your crafted responses in a foriegn language. After all, I love not translating them, because your posts mean so much to me.

**STODD** · 01-05-2010, 02:15 PM

Apparantly, your neutrality has crossed into another territory.

Originally posted by Scary Guy View Post

1. I didn't, she did. Although it is a little hard to make out in that pic unless you're really looking.

You looked and posted. I would be inclined to think, you have a thing for gay dudes into bondage by your knowledge and zeal to examine my avatar.

2. Only because of the mask, if that weren't there you'd probably look like any other redneck without a shirt holding a gun.

Funny, even though I'm not a redneck, someone from Michigan seems to know about them.

3. Aren't the Marines a division of The Navy?

No, they are a "department" of the Navy - The Men's Department.

Also couldn't you have just gotten a smaller one of those on your arm?

I certainly could have, however, I chose to put it on my chest. Do you have issue with my tattoo?

4. Overcompensating to look like a badass just makes you look like a twit on the net, stop it and you take away SOME of her ammo to fire at you.

OK, I'll explain it to you, since you or her(I didn't expect her narcotic dulled brain to get it) didn't understand. The pic IS A JOKE. It is purposely made to joke on those that pretend to be closet badasses. It was used at another site first and has become my all purpose avatar(for all websites). If you wish to addresss it as a serious statement of who I am, the jokes on you. But maybe if it's such an issue with your and her inability to process a joke, I should maybe post an avatar of her ugly mug...

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 02:43 PM

You looked and posted. I would be inclined to think, you have a thing for gay dudes into bondage

Funny, even though I'm not a redneck, someone from Michigan seems to know about them.

OK, I'll explain it to you, since you or her(I didn't expect her narcotic dulled brain to get it) didn't understand

Pill Popper, the only bait being consumed is what you have swallowed already.

Now go gobble some more vicodin, tell us all how great your loser husband is and make fun of me some more

'K, si c'est que tu veux :

Rule #2. If you want to respond to a flame in a constructive way, or at least not to come across as a total moron, do not attack somebody personally. Again, nobody gives a shit. I don't know who you are, and I don't care.

**STODD** · 01-05-2010, 03:35 PM

The chum must be pretty tasty to you, huh vicodin breath? It must be so tasty that you have to gobble up the stuff meant for someone else. You Scary Guy's Princess Valiant? You, Tony and him gonna have a threesome?

Your "rules" might apply if I actually gave a shit what you had to say, but they don't.
I actually live by the rule of fishing: If it takes the bait, keep using the same bait.

So please post again, as I need to get rid of some more chum.

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 04:56 PM

I'm kind of disappointed, but all threads have to end somewhere.

I was thinking of making a Stodd Simulator, similar to the Charles Rollins Simulator, which was popular, umm, twenty something years ago. There was a fundie on one of the message boards who would always give the same stupid replies and bible verses, no matter what you had to say. There wasn't any point in arguing with him. I've never seen the code for it, but I would do the data like this (pseudocode).

int stoddlimit;

char * stodd[] = {
"Go gobble some more Vicodin."
"I don't give a shit what you have to say."
"I wouldn't know. I'm not a redneck."
"It's funny how you know all about that."
"What makes you think that I'm into bondage?"
"Your posts mean so much to me."
"Take your maturity and shove it up your ass."
};

Regardless of what input you type in, it will randomly generate one of these responses. How long do you suppose it would take the average person to figure out that he wasn't actually talking to Stodd?

OK, I'll let it rest, if for no other reason that I'm getting chest pains from laughing so hard, but this has been a hoot.

-denise

**Psychoholic** · 01-05-2010, 05:09 PM

I did write a module once for ikonboard that took all posts from a particular user and convert them all into "blah blah blah blah blah jesus. blah blah blah blah blah the lord. blah blah" to everyone BUT him. It was freakin awesome.

I like both ya'll, so I wouldn't do that here - just thought it was worth mentioning.

**Morella** · 01-05-2010, 05:40 PM

Oh, gawd, that is hilarious. I wouldn't do that here either. I like this board. I was going to slide it onto the website, as soon as I get another domain, pour le sport, maybe morellasdungeon.com, or whatever hasn't been spoken for. I really need to stop putting goofy shit on the company website...I should be putting something useful there.

Can I hook up multiple domains through cpanel, with a different subdir for each?

-denise

**Scary Guy** · 01-05-2010, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Psychoholic View Post

I did write a module once for ikonboard that took all posts from a particular user and convert them all into "blah blah blah blah blah jesus. blah blah blah blah blah the lord. blah blah" to everyone BUT him. It was freakin awesome.

That is fucking legendary, kudos to you, I wish I could have been there for that (especially when someone quoted him in a reply).

*cracks knuckles*