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  • #46
    Originally posted by Scary Guy View Post
    What you don't get is you've fallen into her trap. She's just having fun, and we're all laughing at you as you keep getting pissed off.
    I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt this one time, as you have had next to no interaction with me(until now). I "play" on websites for only one reason - to absorb time. The internet is merely another form of entertainment for me. You two are entertaining. My use of colorful language has zero to do with my emotional state. So to correct you, I am not pissed off. While reading the lot lizard's babble is extremely distracting to me here, in light of the real world, I could care less. Anyone here that has read any of my antogonist/protagonist posts here, over the years, knows this.

    To correct you again, she has set no trap. She thinks by engaging me, she's "winning" something and priming my next post/reply. If it's what helps her to sleep at night, I guess it beats the hell out of the pharmaceuticals she has to take instead.

    Lastly, were I truly interested in making this a real "flame war," you would be awed at my abilities. I've been so ruthless, internet stalkers and the feds have followed me from site to site. I've been "dropped" from two different providers. I've done my time "owning" numerous dolts, thinking they could match wit, intelligence and one up-manship with me. Forced Existence, Kill The Children, and Necrotica, are but three sites that you may have heard of where I exercised flexing my head versus nimrods such as Tony's pill popping chick with a dick - if you have paid any type of no man's land kind of sites through the years.

    As I'm sure, you or/and the lot lizard will undoubtedly try and twist that last paragraph into something to prod me with, I challenge you to. I've done my time and impressing either one of you is the furthest from my goals in life or even here. The pic with the special olympics kid usually impresses audiences and gets folks to think you have skills. Try that one first.

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    • #47
      Warning: long bullshit post. If you don't want to read it, this is your last chance to skip it.

      I have absolutely nothing against Stodd, but he has been trying to pick a flamefight for a long time, and he finally got it. I've been flaming for almost 25 years now, long before Al Gore invented the Internet, umm...yeah...and I will say anything to bait someone who is ACTING like a moron. Since this is an Internet site, you never really know for sure who you are talking to.

      It has been at least 20 years since I've seen him, or anything posted by him, but I learned from the best flamer I've ever met, Captain Fuck. I didn't pick his nom de plume, and I don't remember his real name, because, out of all of the names that he used, it wasn't one of them. He is someone whom I really, really wish I could find. I've even tried to post using some of his screen names, because he would gladly do the same thing to his own mother, but I can't match his flair. He had a way of pissing you off just by looking at you, but he knew how to push the limits of a forum, and he rarely ever got kicked off, even when he ranted and raved about screwing little boys, or went into a religious forum and argued that homosexuality should be taught in the schools. Whatever the board was about, Fuck would argue the opposite opinion, sometimes making up new names as he went along. I have never seen him make one rational, sensible post, under any of his aliases.

      The reason I'm thinking about him is that he wrote Captain Fuck's Charles Rollins Simulator. He also wrote Captain Fuck's Packet Rammer, a program designed to allow a user to spoof Arfnet addresses, for the sole purpose of impersonating a BBS user, and the BBS itself. He was a total asshole, but I loved him. He didn't know much about programming, so I helped him write some functions, and you can tell which of his programs I didn't have anything to do with, because they all say "Captain Fuck" on the main screen, in some way. He was more of an idea man than a programmer, and most of his ideas were sick, perverted, offensive, or just downright disgusting, but Fuck just had this special style that let him get away with anything. I really, really miss him, and his bullshit message posts. I just did a search on him, and I need to find the original message, because it was probably much funnier than the quotes, but this is the sort of discussion that he wouldn't pass up the opportunity to participate in. He would take a few select quotes from a user's post, sometimes modifying it to suit his purpose, with no intentions of participating in the discussion. All he cared about was a chance to piss someone off. I think that this was a discussion of whether or not Jesus was gay, and I think that he probably torqued it in that direction.

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      I have to go search some more, and see if I can find any more of his crap; in fact, I have to search several names. I will look for the ones that I can remember, but there is no way that I could recall them all. There are too many of them, and some of them were one-shot wonders.

      -denise

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Morella View Post
        I'm kind of disappointed, but all threads have to end somewhere.
        Does that mean you're going to finally shut your cock holster(figuratively)?

        I was thinking of making a Stodd Simulator, similar to the Charles Rollins Simulator, which was popular, umm, twenty something years ago.
        Gosh, that sounds so funny! 20 years ago, in the BBS days, I was just a sysop. You are so cool...

        OK, I'll let it rest, if for no other reason that I'm getting chest pains from laughing so hard, but this has been a hoot.
        Ten bucks says you post again in this thread. Either way, it's a win for me. I can see you, ideally, not posting here just to prove me wrong. The odds are extremely low that would happen, but ten bucks would be an incredible investment to not have to read your blather. If you do post again, it proves that you are unable to keep your word - or in your and Scary Guy's world of thinking, I baited you once again...

        While I'm not laughing(this really isn't that funny), I have enjoyed your entertainment attempt at keeping me unbored for today. It is not often I have a weekday of nothing to do at home.

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        • #49
          Glad I wasnt listend to....This is a hoot.

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          • #50
            I'll betcha ten bucks that I don't care.

            I pegged you as a troll a long time ago. You made the mistake of sounding rational and coherent, and then slipping into stupidity. You're supposed to do it the other way around. You were entertaining until near the end, when you acted so stupid that no one was interested in continuing the thread. Fuck was an expert at the idiot game. He would act like a total moron to bait someone, then come back with another username, possibly that of the person he's arguing with, just for the sake of causing trouble. Anyway, even if you didn't enjoy it, it was entertaining to some of us.

            -denise

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            • #51
              Gosh, that sounds so funny! 20 years ago, in the BBS days, I was just a sysop. You are so cool...
              Wow, a sysop! Where did you learn to run a BBS? That's fascinating!

              In case you hadn't noticed, the flaming war is over. You can quit acting stupid now.

              -denise

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              • #52
                Now, last time I checked this was a car forum and I didn't know that "flaming" was a required "art" needed to be a part of a CAR forum. The real question here is how boring are your lives if you have taken the time to learn how to talk shit(flame) on a computer? How badass are you if you have to talk shit to someone on a computer from the comfort of your home when you're hours away from the person you are trying to intimidate, I'm not one to be impressed by that and I don't think most people on this forum realized that it was a requirement to "flame" to join a forum dedicated to their passion/pride and joy "hearses". I'm sure if most everyone here wanted to deal with even more drama outside of their normal life they would have joined a forum dedicated to drama lovers. Now can we get back to the original topic at hand which is helping psycholic get his man rules website up and running?!!!

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                • #53
                  Fortunately, or unfortunately, sometimes a message thread will deteriorate into a flame. The Tomb is probably the only place on this board where flaming is acceptable. It is a clearing house for all of the bullshit that doesn't belong anywhere else.

                  My suggestion would be not to participate in a flame, unless you find it amusing. The flamers are most likely trolling, so the person you are having an argument with may be a persona created on the fly. Then again, if you don't take it seriously, and you can ignore insults. it can be amusing.

                  -denise

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                  • #54
                    hey Denise, thanks for the donation! Every little bit helps!

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                    • #55
                      This just turned out disapointing for the whole board. If there were guests visiting, dont count on them comming back.

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                      • #56
                        hehehehe.... "a true internet warrior"

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by pyro View Post
                          This just turned out disapointing for the whole board. If there were guests visiting, dont count on them comming back.
                          Eh, it's the first thread in 4 pages to span two pages of posts and have some real content other than us just talking about hearses, random retarded things we think are funny, or tits.

                          Morella is clearly the winner of this flame battle though. STODD is just no match for her insanity and he clearly looks like he lost his temper. She just kind of bitches and we're all used to that so no one really pays attention, but when STODD goes off...

                          Better luck next time.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by pyro View Post
                            This just turned out disapointing for the whole board. If there were guests visiting, dont count on them comming back.
                            I still found it amusing as hell.

                            At one point in our history we probably would have gone for sheer numbers and wanted to make sure that everyone was comfortable - but if someone reads this website and turns away because of one silly post that had dick-for-all to do with hearses, I'm pretty sure they don't have the strength of hide to deal with the rest of the discussions that happen here and we are ultimately better off without them.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Morella View Post
                              I'll betcha ten bucks that I don't care.
                              Yeah right...OK drama queen. Either way, I win.

                              I pegged you as a troll a long time ago.
                              Please, please point out all of my troll posts. Back that statement up with some evidence. Three(or so) threads over the history of my being here is not what a troll makes. So please queen inventer of the internet, please give some evidence of my troll behaviour.

                              C'mon sweetheart, you have my negative attention now, tell me more about myself. I got ten bucks here you will. Anyone want odds?

                              Shit! Fuck the odds, I didn't even have to wait for people to wiegh in. I was right from the get-go.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Scary Guy View Post
                                Eh, it's the first thread in 4 pages to span two pages of posts and have some real content other than us just talking about hearses, random retarded things we think are funny, or tits.

                                Morella is clearly the winner of this flame battle though. STODD is just no match for her insanity and he clearly looks like he lost his temper. She just kind of bitches and we're all used to that so no one really pays attention, but when STODD goes off...

                                Better luck next time.
                                Dude, she's in love with a toothless trucker. She's the lot lizard of his Camelot. She ain't gonna fuck you - not even cyber you. You can stop trying to be her side kick. Seriously, if you care one bit for your self asteem and manliness, I advise you to get off her tip(fitting saying considering the chick with a dick suspect).

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