I need some suggestions

[Dr.Feelgood]

OPERATION FAILED

It was worth a shot...

[v8nightmare]

good try, good try

[Dave Allison]

This thread has officially been hijacked beyond return.

[Dr.Feelgood]

Im terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

[Scary Guy]

Dude, she's in love with a toothless trucker. She's the lot lizard of his Camelot. She ain't gonna fuck you - not even cyber you. You can stop trying to be her side kick. Seriously, if you care one bit for your self asteem and manliness, I advise you to get off her tip(fitting saying considering the chick with a dick suspect).

Maybe so, but she's really good at pushing your buttons and everyone's getting a kick out of it. She doesn't care about your insults and even makes fun of herself. This is all amusing to her and you're just a fun toy she's playing with. At least that's how I observe it. If anyone else thinks I'm wrong here please feel free to point it out.

I don't want her to fuck me, and hell I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. I'm not even really taking her side as her posts to a large degree are long and some don't really make sense to me but are at the least entertaining in a way that reminds me of "Subgenius crazy", you're the one that claimed I was. In truth I was admittedly just stirring the pot just to be a dick adding just a little fuel to the fire seeing what would happen because I like playing with and manipulating people. No that's not completely true, but I'm sure you think it is. Really I wish you two would get on with the make up sex part of the fight already. Everyone's already bored of this battle between you two (although again it is the most action this forum has seen in a while). I doubt the only way this will be resolved peacefully is for someone to get banned (not likely since you both contribute a great deal to the forum) or for one of you to kill the other in thunderdome style caged combat.

BTW esteem is spelled with an E. Firefox has a built in spell-check, you should check it out. You'd be surprised at the increased credibility your posts get with proper spelling. They don't have a proper grammar check yet though so you're on your own there for the moment.

im going to bite; what is an internet troll. And why is it an art to insult someone over the internet. seems spinless and acting like a big ol pussy. (Not picking sides)

In a way it is, it's very hard to punch someone in the face over standard TCP/IP at the moment, this however makes a more even playing field in a "great equalizer" kind of way in that everything is a battle of wits. Just as some people are stronger than others some are smarter which makes for great sport. Who can sling the best insults and get people hotter has always been a favorite pastime of humans, and having opinionated people is a catalyst that will usually mean a conversation will devolve into mud slinging pretty quickly.

[Scary Guy]

Right, BACK ON TOPIC

Law one. You will obey orders without question.
Law two: Punishment shall be swift.
Law three: Mercy is for the weak.
Four: Terror will defeat reason.
Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
Six: Justice can be dictated.
Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.

[pyro]

Right, BACK ON TOPIC

Law one. You will obey orders without question.
Law two: Punishment shall be swift.
Law three: Mercy is for the weak.
Four: Terror will defeat reason.
Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
Six: Justice can be dictated.
Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.

Sounds like the Cub Scouts,

[STODD]

Maybe so, but she's really good at pushing your buttons and everyone's getting a kick out of it. She doesn't care about your insults and even makes fun of herself. This is all amusing to her and you're just a fun toy she's playing with. At least that's how I observe it. If anyone else thinks I'm wrong here please feel free to point it out.

I don't want her to fuck me, and hell I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. I'm not even really taking her side as her posts to a large degree are long and some don't really make sense to me but are at the least entertaining in a way that reminds me of "Subgenius crazy", you're the one that claimed I was. In truth I was admittedly just stirring the pot just to be a dick adding just a little fuel to the fire seeing what would happen because I like playing with and manipulating people. No that's not completely true, but I'm sure you think it is. Really I wish you two would get on with the make up sex part of the fight already. Everyone's already bored of this battle between you two (although again it is the most action this forum has seen in a while). I doubt the only way this will be resolved peacefully is for someone to get banned (not likely since you both contribute a great deal to the forum) or for one of you to kill the other in thunderdome style caged combat.

BTW esteem is spelled with an E. Firefox has a built in spell-check, you should check it out. You'd be surprised at the increased credibility your posts get with proper spelling. They don't have a proper grammar check yet though so you're on your own there for the moment.

Two things before I go to slave for my check:
When I'm belting a post out in a hurry, the last thing I do is spell check - as a matter of fact, I never spell check. You're trying too hard if you are concerned what strangers think. I mean, if you were really interested in my grammar and spelling, you should have attacked my structure before even mentioning one mis-spelled word...

Dude, seriously, she won't fuck you. Tony loves his lot lizard.

[STODD]

As far as Fight Club stuff goes, I have one I use often that was not in the movie, but is true to the spirit of the book:

In the history of the world, you are nothing but a flea on the ass of a stray dog about to be euthanized.

[Psychoholic]

Right, BACK ON TOPIC

Law one. You will obey orders without question.
Law two: Punishment shall be swift.
Law three: Mercy is for the weak.
Four: Terror will defeat reason.
Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
Six: Justice can be dictated.
Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.

Kevin Costner films don't garner much respect.*

*see Waterworld for reference.

[Highbars]

NEXT!!!

[Highbars]

BTW, Costner wasn't bad in Open Range. Best western I've seen in a long time

[Morella]

I have to agree with Stodd, about spelling mistakes, and grammar mistakes, and if Stodd and I agree on anything, it must be true. Making fun of them is just about as tacky as making a personal attack; however, sometimes you have to ask for clarification when the grammar is so bad that it doesn't make sense.

-denise

[Dr.Feelgood]

i still think the hairy asshole one was the funniest

[Scary Guy]

Kevin Costner films don't garner much respect.*

*see Waterworld for reference.

Well at least someone got the reference.

Also Costner wasn't my favorite character in the movie. I was rooting for the antagonist.