This plan is coming together nicely (pics!)

[Morella]

Today's plan is to take the battery for my airplane off of the charger and slide it back to the airport in my Broo-ham, get the plane started and ready to fly, get dolled up for Thursday night lesbian karaoke, try to impress some cute little chickie, and fly her up to Vegas for a night or two of intense passion. I'll let ya know how the rest of it worked out...but I can't promise to give ya pictures of everything.

[Riff Raff]

Those pictures look like they cam from an episode of Ironside or Hawaii 5-0. And yes I want pictures of the weekend adventures too.

[Morella]

Unfortunately, there were only a couple of cuties, and they were already taken, by other women. There was a black woman who was interested, not ordinarily my cup of tea, but I'm willing to try anything once. Unfortunately, when she found out that I was going to be flying the plane, as drunk as I was, she turned white and ran out the door.

Did manage to give out my phone number, let the people in this place know that I can take them flying, and that I would like to smoke some weed, one last time, before I have to take a DOT physical. I may stop by tonight.