TIMMY! Duuuuuh!

[Morella]

http://www.break.com/index/truck-pushes-wheelchair-for-miles.html

What the story doesn't tell you is, when they finally stopped the truck, the first thing the retard said was, "Can we do it again?"

Unfortunately, there was some damage. A drink was spilled. A law enforcement officer expressed the seriousness of the situation when he replied, "Somebody get this man a Dr. Pepper!"

-d

[spastic_chicken]

Retard? What the fuck did you expect him to do? Stand up on the wheelchair and flag the trucker down!?

[Morella]

I'm not calling him names, Mister Garrison. Timmy is retarded!

Actually, I think he had cerebral palsy or something. I'm so very, very sorry...I'll try to be more sensitive from now on, 'k?

-d