Where the hell is everyone?

[LMS]

[Scottyz06]

What do ya call two gay guys named Bob???? Oral Roberts !!!!!

[Scottyz06]

What do ya call a guy with no arms & legs on your front porch ???? Matt !!!!

[msc0nduct]

Thanks for the entertainment guys... give me more and I will have Morella post naked pictures.

[msc0nduct]

DURK A DURRRRR!!!!!

[Psychoholic]

give me more and I will have Morella post naked pictures.

Do you want me to lock this thread to prevent that?

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Do you want me to lock this thread to prevent that?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[msc0nduct]

Do you want me to lock this thread to prevent that?

LOL no

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Ms, show us something interesting...

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Here, I'll start...

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[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
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"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

[msc0nduct]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[msc0nduct]

http://www.something.com/

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

DAMMIT! Wrong wrong wrong... I said something INTERESTING...

[msc0nduct]

Sorry I had to, try this. But no matter how hard I try, I AM NOT funny..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhJg...eature=related