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Found this stuck to my trailer this morning. I thought I felt a little bump. *sigh*
Peoples, if you're on drugs, you've had too much to drink, or if you're just falling asleep behind the wheel, please don't go that "extra mile". Even if you're five miles from home, find a motel or something. This guy, like the one that fell asleep last week and hit us, will escape with his life, although I think he's going to face some DUI charges. If either one of them had been driving a four-wheeler, even a hearse, he would be supporting his local funeral home.
The worst part of this shit is, for me, if someone passes out and runs underneath my truck and dies, even if they're on a morphine drip at the time, the lawyers still get together and try to find a reason to send me to prison...because I'm supposed to know how to prevent accidents. How do you stop someone from coming up behind you and plowing into you, at night, when you have your cruise control set at 60 mph, he's running off the road to the right, and you can't see him in your mirrors? I was supposed to think of something, I guess? How fast was this fucker going, anyway? I thought they had governors on U-Haul trucks.
-d
Peoples, if you're on drugs, you've had too much to drink, or if you're just falling asleep behind the wheel, please don't go that "extra mile". Even if you're five miles from home, find a motel or something. This guy, like the one that fell asleep last week and hit us, will escape with his life, although I think he's going to face some DUI charges. If either one of them had been driving a four-wheeler, even a hearse, he would be supporting his local funeral home.
The worst part of this shit is, for me, if someone passes out and runs underneath my truck and dies, even if they're on a morphine drip at the time, the lawyers still get together and try to find a reason to send me to prison...because I'm supposed to know how to prevent accidents. How do you stop someone from coming up behind you and plowing into you, at night, when you have your cruise control set at 60 mph, he's running off the road to the right, and you can't see him in your mirrors? I was supposed to think of something, I guess? How fast was this fucker going, anyway? I thought they had governors on U-Haul trucks.
-d
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