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[Highbars]

Well shit fuck damn... I got here to late and you guys run him off before I could invite him over for a couple cans of FUCK OFF and ask him if he got jacked off by a priest when he was young or maybe he is a Chester himself... GIDDY-UP!!!

[Morella]

Oh gawd, you're going to make me waste a whole day on fundie bashing? Don't try to duck the blame...you know I have no choice, especially while my better half sleeps on the couch. I never sleep. I can be made to pass out, but it takes enough drugs to tranquilize a planet. And just when I had given up on fundies....and was resigning myself to attempting to shock a mainstream crowd by putting X-rated movie scenes into my karaoke show, which would probably get me nothing but useless applause. How pathetic I've become.

Désolée là, j'ai keutchi depuis longtemps. (translation: this whole "life" thing would probably go better if I had some drugs right now). Unfortunately, the world is going to suffer until I acquire enough drugs to place myself into a stupor, unless I am fortunate enough to piss someone off enough to kill me.

Oh, BTW, suggesting that I get a personality evaluation is akin to suggesting that a 500# fat guy step on a scale. Qu'est-ce que ça pourrait faire?

I love you guys.

-d

[Scary Guy]

Shit are you kidding me? Trust me there are still MANY fundies out there on the interwebs. Go play on youtube sometime and just watch them try to troll the atheist vids (I say try because they really do a piss poor job of it.)

Hell just look up venomfangx or shockofgod and you'll have hours of lulz. Seriously two of the biggest fundie douchebags on youtube.

[Morella]

I'm only sorry that it couldn't have been more entertaining, but...the good ol' days of fundie bashing à la Steve Winter are gone. People who use the Internet, like people who have been through some sort of logic or critical thinking class in college, have dropped their faith like a hot trouser trout. It's all about learning to recognize bullshit when you hear it.

What we need is an "Internet for the Muslims" program.

-d

[Scary Guy]

When it gets put to me like this, I find myself being compelled to join...

What really?

[musikill]

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When it gets put to me like this, I find myself being compelled to join...

[Scary Guy]

I wouldn't exactly call it trolling since his objective wasn't really to troll us.

However it is what it is.

[StrayCat]

You know, I have had to use this on the board once becasue we have been trolled before......

[Morella]

This is why he needs to accept the blood of Christ. After all, Christ has been known to cure the lame. I think perhaps the greatest example of the power of Christ can be seen in the story of Tiny Tim. He went from being a sickly child during the Victorian period, to a cultural phenominum in the 1960's. Some claim it was the "Tulip Tiptoe Therapy" pioneered by Dr. Mendleson that was the primary force for his becoming healthy, but one can not discount the part his faith in Christ played in this.

All of God's gifts....particularly those which grow from the earth....and are dried, and rolled up, and smoked.


-d

[msc0nduct]

In that he left for those reasons or in that there is no god? (sorry, had to )

Damn, I miss Richard Pryor...

[Scary Guy]

In that he left for those reasons or in that there is no god? (sorry, had to )

[msc0nduct]

Your right Scary.

[Scary Guy]

I worship Craig, he's way cooler.

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I think he was serious, but we scared him off with our devilish ways. I mean he did attempt to debate us. Had he not cared he'd have just posted and left like a spambot.

I hope he finds reason, or at the very least becomes less of a proselytizing dick.

[Otto Baron]

He hasn't posted anything in a long time. I wonder if he just goes to different forum boards, starts a flame and leaves. You that is how some people get a kick out of life. How lame is that?

This is why he needs to accept the blood of Christ. After all, Christ has been known to cure the lame. I think perhaps the greatest example of the power of Christ can be seen in the story of Tiny Tim. He went from being a sickly child during the Victorian period, to a cultural phenominum in the 1960's. Some claim it was the "Tulip Tiptoe Therapy" pioneered by Dr. Mendleson that was the primary force for his becoming healthy, but one can not discount the part his faith in Christ played in this.

[msc0nduct]

He hasn't posted anything in a long time. I wonder if he just goes to different forum boards, starts a flame and leaves. You that is how some people get a kick out of life. How lame is that?