Need creative input from EVERYONE **readme**

[Psychoholic]

So we were able to raise enough money to buy the full publishing suite for the site (bought the license outright, so we shouldn't have to renew it every year) and it has a gazillion new features.

http://www.vbulletin.com/index.php?do=features

(we have the 4.0 publishing suite - the column on the right)

What kinds of things would you like to see on the front page of the site and what would be useful for integrating the site?

I have a bunch of the default data installed so that I could test everything and make sure that everything works the way it is supposed to.

http://www.nationalhearse.net/forums/

The normal things about 'it's people that make a community' do apply here, so let me know what would help you or your club or the NHAA in general have more useful stuff to offer.

[Scary Guy]

CHAT GODAMMIT! Also BRING BACK THE GAMES TOO! I miss owning everyone. (By the way, this is fun http://www.andkon.com/arcade/missile...etowerdefense/ )

And my rep is pretty high, I should have some more fucking pips or whatever you call them. The green bar fucking things. I need some yeller nanner stickers to feel appreciated and have self esteem

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I was a little confused until I saw forum and clicked forum and got to the forum.

Whatever, as long as this is working great.

I never got the need for a CMS as I thought that the old system did just about everything we needed. But hurray for not having to shell out money for anything anymore. So free upgrades then?

[Morella]

I would like to see more pictures of men who suffer from diphallic disorder, in action with young hot chicks who can take it both ways.

[msc0nduct]

I am with Scary Guy on this one.

[v8nightmare]

I'm with Morella on this one.... to whatever the fuck she just said about chicks taking it both ways...

[Psychoholic]

She wants pics of dudes with 2 dicks

[Guest]

we need articles! whether they are about a particular coach builder, a particular coach, project how-to articles, mechanical troubleshooting guides, or just observations on the cultural aspects of hearse ownership.

[v8nightmare]

She wants pics of dudes with 2 dicks

[Morella]

to whatever the fuck she just said

She wants pics of dudes with 2 dicks

What is this, Blue Collar Comedy Hour? Yes, "diphallic" means "two dicks", and it is a real medical condition. I've been told that they both go off at once, but I can't speak from experience. Perhaps, as long as we're at the GED level, I should also explain that my sense of humor is very black, and I have no interest whatsoever in seeing any pictures of the male anatomy, whether configured for redundancy or not. In my opinion, most human beings look better with at least some clothes on, which is probably why the lingerie business is still thriving. Perhaps, although some folks here would like me to be more nigardly with my words, I should also explain that a "black" sense of humor has nothing to do with race or skin color.

A "flame" forum would be awesome, as a place to vent frustrations, or for people who like to argue, fuss and fight just for the sake of doing it, if we could all be mature enough to understand that nothing is personal, and that the flames are to stay in that forum. The pussies who whine every time they see an argument could simply stay out of the flame forum, and we could all do our best, when we feel the urge to respond angrily to some stupid remark, to reply "answered in flame forum", and then do so. Does that sparkle with everyone? Sunshine!

-d

[msc0nduct]

I am a pussy...

[Scary Guy]

I hate a flame forum for the sake of flaming. Had one on the old detroitcityclub.com and another on keyboardistrust.com Yeah those people are total faggots, and by total faggots I mean they smoke cocks all day long. But then again there were a few members there who hated me and got everyone else in on the bandwagon. Now that I have some rep in the scene again I think I should go back and raise some hell, but then I remember I hate them and they can go die in a fire of aids and fail.

Besides EVERY post would be Morella spouting off about something. Might as well have just asked for her own private forum.

The only way this would be a good idea is if STODD was still around and posting access was restricted to those two in a thunderdome style fight to the death.

[Morella]

I am a pussy...

Nah, you're sweet and loveable, everything that I'm not. That's why there should be a special place for people like me, sociopathic perverts, to go when we really want to be ourselves. Of course, The Tomb was *supposed* to be our place for that, but nice people keep wandering in here, despite the warnings.

Va te faire enculer, dear.

-d

[Scary Guy]

That's why there should be a special place for people like me, sociopathic perverts, to go when we really want to be ourselves.

-d

Padded cell in the psych ward of your local hospital isn't a viable option?

[Morella]

Padded cell in the psych ward of your local hospital isn't a viable option?

Actually, it's been done, but I was out in less than a week. I can act normal when I have to...the problem is...it's just an act.

-d

[AdamKane]

I would like to be able to hard-delete my own blog entries and comments.

Actually, it's been done, but I was out in less than a week. I can act normal when I have to...the problem is...it's just an act.

-d

That is some funny shit right there.