Medical Research

[Morella]

Instead of finding bigger and better ways to give old men erections, or for young women to have fewer periods, I have a much more practical idea for medical research spending.

Find out why hangovers hurt so much more when you get older. Yes, in reality, this has much more of an effect on most people's lives than anything sexual. Why is that I could drink enough alcohol to be legally dead when I was 25, easily blow an 8.6% on the breathalyzer, smoke a couple of bong hits in the morning and feel great, and now I have four bottles of Corona, I wake up with my head exploding, and even drinking the other two doesn't make me feel any better.

C'est une de ces choses que je ne comprends pas : j'ai plutôt la guele de bois ce matin !

Translation: Oh fuck, I've got a hangover.

-d

[Highbars]

Stay Drunk and you will never have a hangover

[Scary Guy]

The reason is simple, your organs aren't as young as they used to be, so your ability to process alcohol is diminished greatly. I'm currently having the same issue with dairy and being stabbed in the intestines by an invisible knife.

I used to drink milk and eat pizza ALL THE TIME without issue. My grandfather can still drink a ton of milk and when he was my age he drank two 1/2 gallons a day, one for breakfast and one for dinner.

[Morella]

Stay Drunk and you will never have a hangover

Do you know how much it costs for me to stay drunk? I figured it out one time, and I was so shocked that I quit drinking for a year. It's over $500 a month. You can stay stoned 24/7 for $50 a month (plus the cost of food)...no wonder the boozemakers want to keep the dope illegal!

[Highbars]

50 bucks a month? To stay stoned 24/7? Well I checked the math on that and well... Your not really getting stoned. Using averages of 28 joints to a lid and one J per day if you can get by on that. I can't remember how long ago a lid was 50 bucks and it still won't last a month.... You must roll tiny joints....Oh and a lid = 1 oz. Just in case anyone wondered. Yeah I know I am dating myself again.

[Highbars]

I wonder if Obama has a grant to study that...

[dodgerider666]

Drink water before you crash like atlest one bottle it helps alot a hangover is your noodle drying up like a 90yrs old left in the sun too long. Sadly I must tell you all I have never had a hangover even after 17 shots of jameson in maybe 1 1/2 hours and a night spent in the shower haha the Power of the Irish WOOOO! lol

[Morella]

50 bucks a month? To stay stoned 24/7? Well I checked the math on that and well... Your not really getting stoned. Using averages of 28 joints to a lid and one J per day if you can get by on that. I can't remember how long ago a lid was 50 bucks and it still won't last a month.... You must roll tiny joints....Oh and a lid = 1 oz.

There are several flaws in your reasoning.

1. Region - I can buy a QP for $150 here, sometimes a whole pound for $200-300. If I spoke Spanish, I could get it for even less.

2. Hardware - A bong in the home, and a pipe for portable use, are much more efficient combustion devices than papers.

3. Quality - If it's been a while since you've seen the latest generic engineering of pot, you might not realize that 1-2 hits will keep you stoned for hours.

4. Finally, George Carlin's famous quote - Don't smoke dope when you're stoned. You won't get any higher, just lower on dope.

Just in case anyone wondered. Yeah I know I am dating myself again.

Just in case anyone hasn't tried it, it's a lot more fun with a partner.

-d

[Morella]

Drink water before you crash like atlest one bottle it helps alot a hangover is your noodle drying up like a 90yrs old left in the sun too long. Sadly I must tell you all I have never had a hangover even after 17 shots of jameson in maybe 1 1/2 hours and a night spent in the shower haha the Power of the Irish WOOOO! lol

Ah, so it's an ethnic thing. If I were to drink 17 shots and a whole bunch of water, at my age, I would probably pass out and piss in the bed, or whatever I passed out on. There are those who say that in Arizona, we all walk around dehydrated and wake up with a hangover every morning, whether we drink or not, but that doesn't quite explain why I still get the hangovers from hell during the monsoon.

-d