I think the phone is dead

[Morella]

I like to think that I have ultimate patience with people who piss me off, but I won't take any shit at all from a mechanical device. After the screen went white and stayed that way, I snapped the back off of this phone, but it broke so easily that I got little satisfaction from doing so. Shooting a hole in it with a .357, now that put a smile on my face.

Now I have to take this back to the Verizon store and ask if this is covered under my maintenance plan.

-d

[Psychoholic]

Little off center weren't you? You must be slippin

[msc0nduct]

Back to the nut house....

[Custom Coffin Works]

Mine too...

[Morella]

Little off center weren't you? You must be slippin

Yeah, I need to get down to the shooting range for some practice. The business changes hands pretty often...I'm sure they've forgotten about banning me for firing those incendiary tracers by now.

-d

[Morella]

Back to the nut house....

Not till they get wi-fi, and caffeinated coffee.

[dodgerider666]

Yeah, I need to get down to the shooting range for some practice. The business changes hands pretty often...I'm sure they've forgotten about banning me for firing those incendiary tracers by now.

-d

incendiary tracers! hahahaha they dont like that one to much you might as well shoot Dragon's Breath at the 5yrd outside range and see what starts on fire lol

[Morella]

That is a problem with living in a dried-up shithole like Arizona. You can't shoot any of the really fun ammunition, because it will set the whole state on fire. Did you know that it is also illegal to use a picture of Obama Hussein as a target?


-d

[dodgerider666]

LOL this is true the whole state would burst into flames and i dont know any president you could shot pics of more so with Obama might take it as half a hate crime haha

[Morella]

My opinion is that all politicians should be white males.

Now before y'all go screaming about racism, sexism, blah, blah, stop and think for a minute.

How do you tell where a politician stands on an issue? Do you know his voting record? Do you know his prison record, or even whether or not he's a US citizen? Most people cannot honestly say yes. The black people vote for the black guy, Mexicans vote for the Mexican guy, the women vote for the woman, and the real hard-core dumbasses vote for a Kenyan/Indonesian Muslim for president. Isn't it amazing, how many dumbasses we have in the US? But wait...there's more...

If every politician were a white male, and we couldn't tell them apart just by looking at them, how would we choose which one to vote for? Perhaps by looking at their voting record and background? To me, that just seems like a better plan.

So why not make them all black men, or Mexican women? Well, because blacks and Mexicans are stupid. There...that is a racist comment...just in case you're having trouble remembering what's what. Whether it's actually true or not, well, you've got eyes and ears. Weigh it for yourself, honey.

How many people are old enough to remember, "Weigh it for yourself, Honey"?

-d

[dodgerider666]

Im the guy everyone hates cuz I dont care about politics IMO it sucks now and if I vote it will still suck haha

[Scary Guy]

Fuck... I just want a bunch of sociopaths in office, that will solve everything (seriously.)

[dodgerider666]

lol hhmmmm Id go for it haha

[Morella]

Fuck... I just want a bunch of sociopaths in office, that will solve everything (seriously.)

Ja! Ja! Vergeltungswaffe!

Oh vait...dit you say "sociopaths", or "socialists"?

No one is going to get that joke, are they?

-d