NEW USERS - READ ME!

[Psychoholic]

To cut down on spammers we have a policy where you have to have been a signed up member for 5 days and have 3 valid posts to be able to post pics, post links, etc...

If you haven't met those 2 very simple requirements yet and are wondering why you can't post a link, send me a PM and explain why you should be fasttracked and I'll add you to the right group.

Failure to read this will result in public ridicule.

[Scary Guy]

Failure to read this will result in public ridicule.

and subsequent banning/deletion, at least if I get my way.

[Morella]

How abotu public humiliation, a little light bondage, and a flogging on the cross?

[hotroddwayne]

Good to hear Chris, the spam posted this morning was just weird to say the least...

[Highbars]

And you will have to go dig the rest of the broken glass out of that guy's bung in that other post

[TheTransporter]

Consider this number 1.

[theonlyjohnson]

nearly 5 days after joining this is the first time I have come across this post.

[Scary Guy]

Maybe it should be made a sticky in all forums then...

[spastic_chicken]

My keyboard is sticky...

[Scary Guy]

Get a splash guard = problem solved.

[Creepy Cruiser]

Lol.

[Shelby]

Stupid question: Since this is the only n00b thread I've found, is it safe to assume the only real rule of etiquette around here is don't piss people off? (Ridicule away, if I were thin skinned I wouldn't be on a hearse forum.)

[LMS]

Shelby

Stupid question: Since this is the only n00b thread I've found, is it safe to assume the only real rule of etiquette around here is don't piss people off? (Ridicule away, if I were thin skinned I wouldn't be on a hearse forum.)

Pretty much. That and make your posts readable. You know use periods and shit when needed and don't misspell every other word. Also don't be a Riccardo/Retardo.

Example:

http://www.nationalhearse.net/forums/showthread.php?7912-Blind-girls-midget-girls-disabled-girls-love-sex

[Shelby]

This may be a hearse forum, but that takes creepy to a whole new level. I've had to hide users on other forums because I'm not fluent in Gibberish, only English and Sarcasm. Not going to guarantee spelling all the time though.

[Scary Guy]

Not going to guarantee spelling all the time though.

The fuck you aren't.... You do know that modern browsers do have spell-check right?

They would put in a grammar check as well but no one would give a shit (as the previous sentence clearly shows.)

Point is, now there is no excuse for the first, even if it's all fucking broken English from some foreign asshole.