Share the road with bicycles?

[Morella]

OK. I will share the road with bicycles, just as soon as they do the following:

1. Pay as much road taxes as I do (currently just over $25,000/year)

2. Obey all of the traffic laws.

3. Quit going to so much god damned trouble to get themselves squashed!

4. Maintain within 5mph of the posted speed limits, without taking all day to accelerate to that speed.

Fair enough?

-d

[Abnorml]

I agree completely. We have bicyclist here that ride in a pack and you can't pass them. If you can't keep up with traffic, GET OFF THE ROAD!

[v8nightmare]

Yeah, fuck all that shit, if bikers, or anything else for that matter cant at least do the posted speed limit they need to stay the hell off the road.

[Highbars]

Well I think we should .... oh crap that would be illegal wouldn't it... But I really do entertain the thought... Not sure if it would be a boom or just a crunch...

[dodgerider666]

crunch when you drive a truck with a brush guard haha and everytime I see one I want to hit them stop put it in revers go back over then drive over them again but stop on them n then do a burnout with them under my tire

[spastic_chicken]

We have a stretch of road along the river here called (wait for it) The great river road. The Illinois department of fuck up every major road in the state widened the road and put in isolated bike lanes separated by barricades.

All that money wasted. The fuckers STILL clog up the driver's portion of the road.

[dodgerider666]

LMAO!!!

[Morella]

All that money wasted. The fuckers STILL clog up the driver's portion of the road.

Fortunately, they still flinch, if your horn is loud enough when you pull up next to them and honk. I've been looking at those treble train air horns that they sell at truck stops...tempting.

-d

[dodgerider666]

Oh Hell ya im so getting one one day and then finding me some A hole on a bike and Im hitting it untill there ears bleed. Not kidding I want to see blood even if I have to get out and punch the guy I love bikers on the road cant you tell haha

[Morella]

Mmm...sounds to me like you've been hittin' the Jameson again, laddie.

-d

[dodgerider666]

LMAO nice!

[Tulsa Guy]

In the immortal words of George Carlin: "Get your toys back on the sidewalk!"

[Scary Guy]

Fortunately, they still flinch, if your horn is loud enough when you pull up next to them and honk. I've been looking at those treble train air horns that they sell at truck stops...tempting.

My friend's dad had a car that he put three horns in to sound like a freight train. Scared EVERYONE, even other truck drivers.

[spastic_chicken]

Fortunately, they still flinch, if your horn is loud enough when you pull up next to them and honk. I've been looking at those treble train air horns that they sell at truck stops...tempting.

-d

Anymore, i'm driving the diesel. I just cover them in black smoke and soot as I drive by.

[Morella]

Anymore, i'm driving the diesel. I just cover them in black smoke and soot as I drive by.

I had to laugh at this one. I had one of those original Oldsmobile 350 diesel cars that would make one hell of a smoke screen when you floored it, and I used it to discourage tailgating. I got enough Arizona MVD "smoking vehicle hotline" letters to wallpaper my house.

-d