Anybody smoke K2 or Spice?

[Morella]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis

I was thinking about trying this is an alternative to smoking pot, since it doesn't show up on urine tests. That's assuming, of course, that I am willing to pee in a cup, and they don't catch me in a mood when I will just tell them to fuck off and give up my wonderful career. I managed to make it through three urine tests so far this year, dealing with the loss of dignity by making jokes about it. I think I asked how long it was gonna take to find out whether or not I was pregnant, on the last one.

Anyway, I've heard that this stuff tastes like shit, but that it does get some people high, so I was wondering if anyone had tried it. I know it's illegal in some states, but to tell you the truth, whether it's illegal or not, j'en ai vraiment rien a foutre.* My problem with smoking pot is not that it's illegal, but that it shows up on a urine test.

Of course the idea of abstaining from drug use of any kind, during my one week off every month, did cross my mind, and was quickly dismissed. I'll stay straight when I have to drive, but my time is my own. That is the closest thing I have to a religious belief.

Anyway, I digress...a lot...

Has anyone tried any of this shit, and can you get a decent buzz from it?


* That's how you say...in French..."I really don't give a fuck."

[v8nightmare]

I thought you were independent... or is it DOT mandated?

[v8nightmare]

Ya know, you could always get a Whizzinator, although I'd probably invest in a fake mustache just to sell it completely... or at least get some synthetic piss.

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[Morella]

I thought you were independent... or is it DOT mandated?

It's DOT mandated. I don't have to adhere to company drug testing procedures, but I am subject to the random DOT screens. Even if we had our own DOT authority for the one truck, we would have to do it. I'm not sure how a single-driver authority does it at random...I mean, it's probably a safe bet that if your name is the only one in the kitty, you're gonna get chosen. I could look it up in the federal regs book, but there are at least 500 pages in there all about drugs and urine to wade through. There is more about urine in the DOT book than there is about operating a truck...kind of a strange sense of priorities, I think, but that's our government. They love piss.

Ya know, you could always get a Whizzinator, although I'd probably invest in a fake mustache just to sell it completely... or at least get some synthetic piss.

Umm...not exactly sure where I would hide the Whizzinator, since the bulge in the pants would conflict with the 'F' on my driver's license, and that's kind of disgusting anyway.

In regards to the original question, I can honestly say that K2 is pretty good shit, much better than I expected, which is probably why the feds have passed a law banning it for a year. We have "medical" marijuana in AZ now, so I could legally smoke pot anyway, but I'll probably stick to the K2 as long as the feds are still thirsty for my urine. By the time they can write thousands of pages of documentation on how to test for it, I'll be retired.