Ten worst masturbation propaganda films

[Morella]

http://christwire.org/2010/09/the-10-worst-masturbation-propaganda-films-on-the-internet/

Enjoy.

[theonlyjohnson]

hahaha! at the end of "what the heck is happening to my genitals" the old lady vagina is chained up while that talking penis bangs her 'mouth' with his 'head'

[corpses bride]

Youve got to be kidding. I think ive seen everything, That dude is a douch

[Mohawk Freak]

I'll sleep better tonight knowing that Christine O'Donnell is concerned about me waxing my dolphin. Maybe she'd like to help.

[LMS]

If we weren't meant to play with it we wouldn't be able to reach it.
Why do so many religious folks care if people diddle their junk?
They probably think we should save our selves for some preacher to molest us later.

[Morella]

If we weren't meant to play with it we wouldn't be able to reach it.

I don't know about that...like, for instance, dogs can lick their junk, but they spend so little time doing it...

...that is, I mean, compared to the amount of time that people would spend doing it if we could lick ourselves the way dogs could.

Why do so many religious folks care if people diddle their junk?
They probably think we should save our selves for some preacher to molest us later.

That is a good question, because the Bible has absolutely nothing to say about masturbation. My guess is that Jesus did his share of "going off to pray" just like everyone else, but if not, that might explain why we went coocoo and started thinking he was the son of God. Masturbation is healthy for the mind. Christianity is not.