Haunted Hearse?

[JustGrim]

Not meaning to be really wierd here but has anyone had any experiences with their coaches and possible hauntings inside it?  

Point here....I know she (Tish -- '64 Superior) is an old car.....mechanical things happen....but, whenever some things get fixed or restored--if it is not to her liking (like the new muffler I just installed) other strange things either start working (showing approval--like the fender turn signal that has not worked for 3 years but all of a sudden started after I fixed her wiper motor) or if she doesn't like it---something quits working (like the 4 month old battery that did not have any charge at all in it this morning after running fine from the garage last night---yes, everything was turned off and I have checked for a battery drain with the key off).  

Just curious if any other people have had similar incidents that were unexplained.

[Morella]

That sounds like typical fucking used car to me.

[Guest]

mine creaks and groans like a haunted house

[Zachary]

You know, some people will tell you it's just a car but that's a load of cocksucking bullshit if you have ever experienced their bitchiness.

For one thing, I noticed when a new car comes home, the one I was just driving likes to pull some bullshit to let me know they are not happy. Laugh, whatever, it's true. Hearses get jealous, and they will make you pay.

Also, sometimes women are stupid and will ask me who I love more. They don't go about it the right way, which is to ask inside, out of earshot of the car, preferably in the basement while the blender is going. NOooooooooo, they have to ask while we are driving in it. Thanks bitch, thanks for putting ME in that situation. Of course the answer is obvious.

The car.

Ok, hear me out here. First of all, even if I DID love you more than the car, you think I want to tempt the wrath of my hearse by admitting superior love to another woman? Fuck no! The hearse will never EVER forget that. I will be fixing the same tail light for the next 70 years if I answer wrong. So the answer is still, the car. Sure, you might be pissed, but you'll get over it, the hearse won't.

Secondly, even if the woman DOES leave you over it, fine. We're talking about a female. There are TONS more out there, MILLIONS. And they're making thousands more, EVERY SINGLE DAY. You know what they AREN'T making any more of? 1973 Superior 3-ways, that's what. So yeah, don't ask stupid questions.

[JustGrim]

Excellent commentary there Zack.....I agree 100%. I do feel that the majority of the hearses out there (probably 99%) are female as well!!!

[RevJack]

Hearses aren't the only vehicles that express themselves.

I had a 71 El Camino that hated yellow volkswagons. If there was one anywhere near, you could take your foot off the gas, and it would accelerate. up hill, down hill, or flat ground, it didn't matter.
Also, it wouldn't crank if my girlfriend was sitting in it. I used to have to make her get out, and stand next to the car before it would crank.

I had a 72 Grand Prix. Everytime there was a cop nearby, the fasten seatbelt light would come on. The funny thing is, I had to tear into the dash at one point, and found out there was no bulb there.

My hearse seems to like me so far, cause the problems I have with her are expected, But I have experienced the wrath of a hateful old car. My dad used to lone me his old 68 chevy pickup. I would get to the store and it wouldn't start, dad would come out and it would crank right up.

RevJack

[Morella]

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Also, sometimes women are stupid and will ask me who I love more

That's about as stupid a question as "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Some women never learn not to ask stupid questions, some never learn not to put on too much eye makeup or perfume...

...some never learn what it's like to hold another woman in your arms...

No wait, I'd better shut up.

-denise

[Necrodisiac]

bahahaha Zach.

I think my hearse is a boy..he has a manly face. And it is haunted..i got a picture of the skull ghost that lives in it. -nods-

[Sasquatch]

Definitely! Check out these pics of my 69 3-way. Orb mania! Took them one morning while trying to capture the look of the car with it's ground effect illuminated.

[Needles]

Those arent orbs, you need to clean the lens of your camera.

[LMS]

I think my hearse is very happy most of the time. After all he/she/it/whatever gets to spend the night in a secure garage 99.99% of the time

Now my Beetle and that S-10 Blazer I used to have were both constantly fighting for driveway supremacy.
From the day I brought the Beetle home and got it running the two of them gave me shit. I could not keep them both running to save my life.
As soon as I would fix a problem on the Beetle something would break on the Blazer, then fix the Blazer and the Beetle would crap out.
They fought for a year and a half till the Blazer finnally crapped out for good. Something inside the engine went bad, and I just said "ok, fuck it YOU LOSE!" and sold it for $200.
I have threatened the Beetle that if it starts shit with any of the other vehicles it is GONE! I think it understood.

[Sasquatch]

The funny thing is when I took those pictures my lens cap was ON!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, now that's spooky!

[Morella]

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Those arent orbs, you need to clean the lens of your camera.

My little digital camera has a completely flat cover over the lens, which helps some, because you don't have a convex surface for dust to settle on, and then the inner lens cap is automatic. I'm not very good at remembering to clean it, though, so sometimes I do get some "orbs".

I do have a freaky picture that I'm waiting for someone to explain to me, though. I'm even considering taking it to a professional photographer and asking how it could have happened. This was taken from an ordinary digital camera in my hand at the Baker Hotel, and aside from putting the little arrow pointing to the ghost, I have not modified it in any way. Tony says that it was a double exposure, which I don't think is possible with a digital camera, because they snap the picture and then compress each one into a .jpg file.

[laidbackryder]

my ride would only pick up one radio station, country. i let my girlfriend ride w/ me the other day and now it will only pick up one station that plays classic rock. the light in the fuel gauge did not work before now it has started working. so i can't pull the outta gas routine w/ the new girl, dam!
i hope it's haunted for a good reason, so far so good. i just wish i could find money in it, hid somewhere.

[tommyhawk13]

(Morella @ Nov. 20 2006,15:41)

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Those arent orbs, you need to clean the lens of your camera.

  My little digital camera has a completely flat cover over the lens, which helps some, because you don't have a convex surface for dust to settle on, and then the inner lens cap is automatic.  I'm not very good at remembering to clean it, though, so sometimes I do get some "orbs".

  I do have a freaky picture that I'm waiting for someone to explain to me, though.  I'm even considering taking it to a professional photographer and asking how it could have happened.  This was taken from an ordinary digital camera in my hand at the Baker Hotel, and aside from putting the little arrow pointing to the ghost, I have not modified it in any way.  Tony says that it was a double exposure, which I don't think is possible with a digital camera, because they snap the picture and then compress each one into a .jpg file.

Dude man moved.
Even though it's a digital camera, it shares the same basic stuff as a film camera.
If there is not enough light, the exposure time needs to be longer. Since the walls and the camera stayed still, they are correctly exposed. When dude man moved, the camera picked up the wall behind him.