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The official story. We learned where Bin Laden was located, and taking decisive action, stormed a compund, and busting into the room where Bin Laden was located, the Seal Team came in with guns ablazing, and his corpse was collected on the spot. We know it was him because his wife who was shot in the leg identified him, and from the labrotory which is a standard feature of military helicoptors, a team of Medical Examiners were able to do a DNA comparison on the spot, and prove it was Bin Laden who was indeed in their custody. But not for long. According to Muslim tradition, a body of a Muslim terrorist leader that is taken from a terrorist compound must be dropped into the Arabian sea within 24 hours of his death, or he'll never get his 74 virgins, and we wouldn't want the King of Saudi Arabia mad at us for dishonoring a Muslim freedom fighter. Fortunately, a translator had already provided the proper words for an infidel jackal of the great satan to say when dropping a body that has been stuffed in a sack from a coptor, so Bin Laden was treated with proper respect, and now the whole Muslim world will trully love us, because we are such a peachy keen and all in all lovable bunch of infidels who know how to treat the body of a terrorist leader.
The official story sounds every bit as phony as the Birth cerificate has proven to be by anybody with a rudimentary understanding of Adobe acrobat.
Bin Laden had been ill for quite some time, prior to his death. I'm going to guess that Bin Laden had died prior to May 1st, and Pakistan told Obama where he could collect the body. The bullets to his head no doubt had been placed there, prior to the SEAL team comming in with guns ablazing, and they may have believed they shot the diaperhead. We are told he was either armed or reaching for a gun, but it sure sounds like a "shoot the diaperhead on sight" operation. An autopsy would have determined cause of death, but upon orders they dropped the body from the coptor into the Arabian sea, so we'll just have to take the word of somebody who didn't even try to produce an authentic looking faked birth certificate that it was important we collect the body to prove we got Bin Laden, and then get rid of that body en route to show proper respect.
The official story sounds every bit as phony as the Birth cerificate has proven to be by anybody with a rudimentary understanding of Adobe acrobat.
Bin Laden had been ill for quite some time, prior to his death. I'm going to guess that Bin Laden had died prior to May 1st, and Pakistan told Obama where he could collect the body. The bullets to his head no doubt had been placed there, prior to the SEAL team comming in with guns ablazing, and they may have believed they shot the diaperhead. We are told he was either armed or reaching for a gun, but it sure sounds like a "shoot the diaperhead on sight" operation. An autopsy would have determined cause of death, but upon orders they dropped the body from the coptor into the Arabian sea, so we'll just have to take the word of somebody who didn't even try to produce an authentic looking faked birth certificate that it was important we collect the body to prove we got Bin Laden, and then get rid of that body en route to show proper respect.
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