Ever been through some shit so bizarre, it had to be a dream?

[Morella]

A few days ago, I went for a ride to the Circle K in my Mercubox. Coming around the corner, it seems that I bew a tirre, spun out and lolt control, and hit a parkerd car. The air bags went off, and knocked me out like a bean bag round, and when I came to, the cops were acussing me of using drugs. I wasn't, actualy, but that'e their holy war I spent two days in jail, sleeping on a cold concrete floor with a roommate, although cute, was kind of a bitch,

I had no idea that prisoners slept on cold concrete floors, and I'm tempted to ride down to Pima County Jail and seei if I was really dreamng or ot. The problem is, I have a $5 jail mony Visa, blood work paperwork, and the Mercury is missing.

BTW, women's jail really isn't all that unleasant.

[bluke1]

wow, that sucks! did they charge you with anything?

[Psychoholic]

This post seems a bit suspect by order of ithe misspellings. 5 years on this site and I rarely see Denise post something like that unless it was on a phone.

[Haunti]

This post seems a bit suspect by order of ithe misspellings. 5 years on this site and I rarely see Denise post something like that unless it was on a phone.

Does the IP address check out?

[Psychoholic]

It is the same.

Morella, they got you on something worse than before? I remember when they had you on some pretty gnarly pills that made you dizzy and disoriented.

[Morella]

I don't use pharmaceutical drugs anymore. They're much too dangerous.

[Satanic Mechanic]

But are you ok after all of this?

[Morella]

No, I'm not OK, Nobody who is followed all over town and harassed, who can't even go to the country store in peace, is OK. I don't know what I'm to go, but it will be something.

[Morella]

This post seems a bit suspect by order of ithe misspellings. 5 years on this site and I rarely see Denise post something like that unless it was on a phone.

La flicaills broke my glasses. I wasn't trying to fight or resist in any way. They slung me aound the parking too, and tore up my arms with their handcuffs

Of course, I don't have a snowball's chance against the Tucson Police, but whe I am supposed to do with I can't even leave my house?

I don't want to do something crazy, just want it stop.

[Morella]

Gotta replace my front door now. The cops hid keys dans mon sac, and thought they were in the empounded car, so I just kicked the door down. What's a few more hundred bucks? If I could predict the day I was go pop my cork, I would sell tickets.

[v8nightmare]

La flicaills broke my glasses. I wasn't trying to fight or resist in any way. They slung me aound the parking too, and tore up my arms with their handcuffs

Of course, I don't have a snowball's chance against the Tucson Police, but whe I am supposed to do with I can't even leave my house?

I don't want to do something crazy, just want it stop.

Jeez, whats their coup de grace?

[Morella]

I don't I've been charged with anything. I would like sue TDP, but my lawyer says that so much violence goes on in, they all cover for each other's acts, and it's almost to do. Have to go, it hard to write

[Morella]

Got charged with DUI, not alcohol but some chemical I've never heard of. I paid $3500 to a lawyer, so maybe he can get this thrown out.

My brain is coming back, but I still have many problems from the police beating. I can't eat solid food, so I'm living on root beer and water, and vitamin pills, for all they do. It would be nice if we had medical care in this country.

Yesterday my lawyer promised to get my licence suspension squashed but he didn't do it, then my dog ate my last pair of shoes, so I couldn't even walk to a bus stop. Finally found a shoe, walked to Wal-greens down the street, and totally got lost on the way back. The brain doesn't just come back all at once, I guess, and maybe some of it won't come back at all.

Oh, just a suggestion. Always order bottled drinks, and insist on opening them yourself.

[Morella]

Jeez, whats their coup de grace?

Poking me in the ribs with sticks until they damaged my digestive organs, then taking off my clothes and putting me on a cable tether, like something out of Battlestar Galactica, for two days. That seemed to make them happy.

I really don't recommend coming to this state. They have a list of 14000 chemicals, most of which are legal and in all foods, but if you have any of them in your system, you're DUI. I'm not making this up...it's in the Arizona Revised Statutes, and they're online.