Not a hearse, but damn funny

[Fire Freak]

This is hilarious!! The guy thinks he is going to get $2,000,000 for this patent.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=140114763537&Category=50973

[Guest]

"WE MAY CHANGE THE HUMAN SAFETY AND NOT ONLY !"

well he sure isn't going to get $2 mil for his grammar

[StrayCat]

and a bullet for my mosin sniper is like 1.00, and that would prevent anymore stupid ideas. I am a firm believer in dumbass removal. And as far as I see it, if you fall, like he says in his little story, then there is a 90% chance you were doing something stupid to cause it, and therefore deserve to die. Just keep on cleaning the pool.