I'm gonna puke...

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

I seriously don't mind modified hearses. Hell, I'm gonna modify one of my 61's. At least do it well if you're gonna do it. But THIS...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1961-CADILLAC-HEARST-60-62-HOT-ROD-RAT-ROD-JOLOPY-RARE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ66Q3a4Q7c65Q3a1Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem260369783774QQitemZ260369783774QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

I'd buy it for $500 just to strip the commercial parts off of it.

[jlprigmore]

So was it a caddy camper that he gutted or did he try to make one?

[hotroddwayne]

Wow it's even a "HEARST" not a hearse! Good grief what a prize that thing is... thank god it's "rare" like he states in the ad...

[Beast Lee]

Wow, I've seen my share of hack jobs, but what this guy did to the 1/4 panels, borders on criminal...

[Tulsa Guy]

Uh.... yeah, puking in progress!

[STODD]

Wow it's even a "HEARST" not a hearse! Good grief what a prize that thing is... thank god it's "rare" like he states in the ad...

Well, you know, hearst's are pretty rare...

[EternalCombustion]

Ok, I'm confused. Under the heading Seller's payment instructions he has...

"PLESE NO DEAD BEAT BUYERS, OR BIDDERS"

If I read this correctly, not only does he not want deadbeat buyers, but apparently he doesn't want any bidders either.

Maybe someone should've convince him not to have any deadbeat sellers. Then maybe, way we wouldn't have been subjected to such a horror and she could've rotted quietly and maintained what dignity she had left.

[Psychoholic]

Abusing the language like this should be punishable.

What that dude did to this car should have just ended with a trip to the crusher to put it out of it's misery.

[tonytheskin]

UP FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION



A 1961 CADILLAC HEARST, RETRO FITTED FOR A 8 FOOT TRUCK BED CAMPER.....



OVERALL CONDITION IS GOOD FOR ITS AGE... HAS A FEW SMALL BITS OFF CANCER BOTTOM OF FENDER...AND TOP BY FRONT BUMPER...BUT VERY EASILY FIXED... WITH THIS THICK OF STEEL TO PATCH IN......



VERY GOOD FRONT GRILLE AND BUMPERS REAR ALSO... ALL THE INTERIOR PARTS ARE GREAT.... I WAS TOLD THE HEARST WERE A FLEEWOOD EDITION.. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... WITCH MENT THERE HARDER TO FIND....

IT HAS THE 472 BIG BLOCK.....IT DOES GO WITH THE CAR NOW..........

WAS RUNNING WHEN PARKED A INGNITION PROBLEM SIDELINED HER..AND SHE NEVER SAW THE ROAD AGAIN.....



MOTOR NOW GOES WITH THE CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE SEEN THESE FRONT CLIPS GO FOR CRAZY MONEY ON THE JOLOPY JOURNAL

THIS IS THE RARE MODEL...WILL ONLT FIT SOME STYLES OF CADDY...WONT FIT THE 2 DOOR PASSENGER STYLE

I HAVE THE REAR FENDER WELL SKIRTS AND ALL THE HUBCAPS...

GREAT PARTS CAR..OR REBUILDER.... VISION A CAMPER ON THE BACK.. IT WAS PERDY SWEET IN ITS DAY..HAS DUAL EXAHUST WITH GLASSPACKS.....



CAR IS BEING SOLD WITHOUT TITLE BUT COULD BE TRACKED DOWN FOR THE FILING FEE....

HOUSE BURNED DOWN AND NEVER WENT TO GET ANOTHER TITLE



CAR MUST BE PICKED UP AND BRING A WINCH

OR COULD BE STRIPPED DOWN AR PRESENT SPOT.... AND LEAVE THE CARCUSS



YOU WILL NEED TO TRAILER THIS QUEEN HOME



PLEASE CASH IN HAND...

REMEMBER CASH IN HAND





PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS BEFORE BIDDING

PLEASE DONT BE SHY TO MAKE AN OFFER I MIGHT TAKE IT



GOOD LUCK

[Elvirathehearse]

Wow, that would make any hearse enthusiast sick, to think they chopped her up to put a camper on her to begin with, then offer her for sale without the camper even..........what a waste of good old American iron, there really is nothing left worthwhile.....he would have to pay me to take it off his hands.....

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

Though there aren't very clear pictures of it, the windshield might be good. All of the front clip, windshield moulding, dash, door panels, window frames, fender skirts, door hinges, rear tail light pods and rear bumper center section are commercial chassis only, as is most of the suspension. Well worth saving the parts for another 61 or 62. If only I lived closer...

[Haunti]

Reading that ebay description made me cringe. He totally butchered the English language.

"1961 CADILLAC HEARST 60 62 HOT ROD RAT ROD JOLOPY RARE!"