Things chicks like about hearses?

[Psychoholic]

There is no mystery as to what the neighbors think

[kaptinkaos]

Because I've always wanted a Cadillac station wagon!

[dieseldiva]

Well,don't know bout other chicks,but,I want one to haul bail jumpers back to jail in!

[tonytheskin]

I fucked your sister in the back!

[dieseldiva]

You seriously posted that comment?Wow! how juvenile!

[Flymanj3]

According to the wife... (top 5)

5. Big tank Caddy (ya, go ahead... hit me with your little Rice burner)
4. (safety thing) You are noticed far more often by other drivers, which means they SEE you... and they actually will give you a little extra room.
3. Lots a room for SHOPPING and GARAGE SALES.
2. Can you say "Drive-ins" (ooooo.... lots of fun)
and the #1...
Name ANY other vehicle in the WORLD that you get 'blessed' in 20+ times a day just driving down the road? (people making the sign of the Cross)