Why more than one hearse?

[Morella]

Unfortunately, I think I have it figured out. When I got my 76 3-way, I was in love with the body style, but these days, I'm lusting after the newer endloaders, late 80's to early 90's, possibly because they get enough MPGs to actually take them somewhere, with today's gas prices. I have modified my 76 so much, with ignorance to the body and upholstery, that no one else is likely to buy it, and I might regret selling it anyway, so if I were to buy a newer one, I would have to keep them both. Actually, I wouldn't need to make more than one trip in either of them, because my husband would kill me if I bought another one.

-denise

[60Buick]

Hearses are like women. You will always look at other hearses no matter how much you love the one you have. You will always see a better looking hearse than your own no matter how fine your hearse may be. Being with one is great so a second could only be better but hearses don't burn your shit and take your house when you get caught, so why not.

[Scary Guy]

Hearses are like women. You will always look at other hearses no matter how much you love the one you have. You will always see a better looking hearse than your own no matter how fine your hearse may be. Being with one is great so a second could only be better but hearses don't burn your shit and take your house when you get caught, so why not.

And don't forget, they're very high maintenance and no matter how good it looks there is some mechanic somewhere that's tired of putting up with her mechanical problems.

[randyaz]

but then you can drop a new motor and transmission in her and she's as good as she was when she was new

[travlinman]

I need 1 to ride in and 1 to work on.

[Abnorml]

I need 1 to ride in and 1 to work on.

If you get another you will end up having two to work on.

Hearses are like tattoos. If you have one you want more, until there is no place to put another one. Then you still want another.