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Step 1: Have an awesome airline customer service rep switch your 90 minute layover into 21 hours without charging. Refreshing to know there are still some in that industry (not nicknamed Sully) worth their weight.
Step 2: Have an attractive assertive woman retrieve you. Traveler is used as an example.
She's quite protective of her *way* cool boyfriend and cats. Luckily, this chap Nate was available to assist modeling.
Step 3: Seek hearse porn. Pronto.
Even angel crap can't hide magnificence. Partake in a spirited game of peek-a-boo to keep blood moving.
Step 4: Note that black cars have karmic debt.
They make people do horrible things. Take for instance this Mexican walking at the gas station. After already being perplexed by Alexi, he face planted over a curb like a friggin' javelin that just made it 375' when I started flipping toggle switches. Laughing hard keeps you warm and fuzzy.
Plus black coaches melt angel crap.
Step 5: Head indoors to commence a food baby, see Zach sip steamed milk with vanilla like a kitten from a saucer, watch the weekly Lock Pickers Anonymous share trade secrets while practicing on a neighboring table (complete with walkie talkies), and genuinely enjoy some good company.
Step 6: Wait for the the heat to warm the cabin before embarking on a white knuckle ride to an affluent non-hourly motel while avoiding Slayer themed SUVs.
Step 7: If all else fails, steal child's clothing at the airport.
Step 2: Have an attractive assertive woman retrieve you. Traveler is used as an example.
She's quite protective of her *way* cool boyfriend and cats. Luckily, this chap Nate was available to assist modeling.
Step 3: Seek hearse porn. Pronto.
Even angel crap can't hide magnificence. Partake in a spirited game of peek-a-boo to keep blood moving.
Step 4: Note that black cars have karmic debt.
They make people do horrible things. Take for instance this Mexican walking at the gas station. After already being perplexed by Alexi, he face planted over a curb like a friggin' javelin that just made it 375' when I started flipping toggle switches. Laughing hard keeps you warm and fuzzy.
Plus black coaches melt angel crap.
Step 5: Head indoors to commence a food baby, see Zach sip steamed milk with vanilla like a kitten from a saucer, watch the weekly Lock Pickers Anonymous share trade secrets while practicing on a neighboring table (complete with walkie talkies), and genuinely enjoy some good company.
Step 6: Wait for the the heat to warm the cabin before embarking on a white knuckle ride to an affluent non-hourly motel while avoiding Slayer themed SUVs.
Step 7: If all else fails, steal child's clothing at the airport.
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