As a hearse driver...who do you say "Fuck you" to?

[Psychoholic]

Along those lines, people who make it a point to tell you about all the people they know who've been hurt or killed on motorcycles, and how they would never ride one..etc.etc.

True story - I had someone tell me thats why they weren't going to get a bike because their cousin was killed on one after he got back from Iraq, so I told them about how my dad died of a heart attack because he was out of shape and ate like shit, looked them up and down and said "you'll see" and left. It was pretty awesome.

[Mohawk Freak]

Ha Ha that's a good one! If you stay away from everything that's killed somebody you'd never leave the womb. They never consider the circumstances. Take away the bar hopping outlaws, the young guys w/more testosterone than brains, the bald tire people and those who ride angry or tired and you'll find the rest of us live to tell about it. The biggest fear l have is hitting a deer, but that's between me and God I guess. Better to die doing what I love than rotting from cancer.

[Elvirathehearse]

That little bastard that just has to vandelize because its not theirs, The people that say it is sacreligious for me to own or drive a hearse WTF?, and anyone one else that has a problem with her.......

[Outinstyle]

Where to begin...

Definately HOAs. They suck the sweat off a dead mans balls.
Those tuner pricks with huge spoilers on their front wheel drive cars. On a Carrera yes, Cavalier no.
Those rubberneckers who insist on cupping their hands and pressing their greasy noses against the back window of the hearses. I'm getting remote start wired to my back up/loading lights just for them.
Rednecks with big lifted diesels that never see dirt. Same rednecks also have vertical stacks....you're not a fucking Freightliner, you Fordtard.
Those diaper stains who stick everything from the JC Whitney catalog on their Monte Carlo, paint it with metallic flake boat paint, put on stupid $1000 rims, and then think my car is obscene.
Boulder people.
Bicyclists.
"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds" - George Carlin.

[tonytheskin]

I have to agree with alot of the previously posted items. I'll add some of mine:

People with the inability to speak english, not just foreigners but the local gum slapping (no teeth) methhead rednecks, or mush mouthed canadians talking like they have a mouth full of marbles. (ask Ganci about Soldier Boy).

People who think $350 for a new set of Cooper tires is too much.

i'll think of some more later.

[SunsetHawkSelena]

love the coffin stickers, kaptinkaos. i hate those family stickers and bumper nuts as well. i agree with most of what everyone else has said, though i've been lucky not to get too much hearse hate around my neck of the woods. i do sometimes get the dumb questions and the "hurst" comments though.

i have a 'hate' totally unrelated to hearses... i'm a librarian and i hate when i am at an event promoting the library and people will say stupid shit like, "i don't read!" or "i never go to the library!" like they are too good for knowledge... meanwhile, they are basically bragging to everyone is earshot that they are complete dumb shits. kinda funny, but very frustrating.



...and, yeah, i'm not a grammar nazi when i'm posting on the internet so don't hate me for not using caps and stuff. i try to be more casual... and not be too much of a nerd. lol

[Scary Guy]

love the coffin stickers, kaptinkaos. i hate those family stickers and bumper nuts as well. i agree with most of what everyone else has said, though i've been lucky not to get too much hearse hate around my neck of the woods. i do sometimes get the dumb questions and the "hurst" comments though.

i have a 'hate' totally unrelated to hearses... i'm a librarian and i hate when i am at an event promoting the library and people will say stupid shit like, "i don't read!" or "i never go to the library!" like they are too good for knowledge... meanwhile, they are basically bragging to everyone is earshot that they are complete dumb shits. kinda funny, but very frustrating.



...and, yeah, i'm not a grammar nazi when i'm posting on the internet so don't hate me for not using caps and stuff. i try to be more casual... and not be too much of a nerd. lol

Here, I got these for you.





Also as far as caps go, at least you're not TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Or Typing Out Things Like This. The retards I see online make me facepalm on an almost constant basis.

[SunsetHawkSelena]

good stuff!

[HearseDrivingFemale]

Peeps driving recycled soda-bottles that wait for the last possible sec b4 they pull out in front of me.
Roundabouts...I did teach a 4x4 dude that it is not a good idea to accelrate behind 1 Coach when I am the next and had the right of way. <insert evil grin here>
Peeps trespassing (when my Front Door is closer to ask permission) to look at Destiny. Especially with a camera in their hand. Grrr
Other than that..I have 'raced' a Cty Sheriffs Officer when I brought Destiny home.
ps..I do not let off the gas when peeps want to 'risk it.'

[Scary Guy]

Is your property marked as private/surrounded by a fence of some type to keep trespassers out?

[HearseDrivingFemale]

Private Property

Hi
Actually we have owned our Commercial Prop since 2000. We take up 1/2 the block and the Bar/Grub place next to us takes up the majority of the other half. We have lived in the front area for the last 5 yrs. Being that our prop line borders the bar...a fence is unlikely. We had a 8 yr fiasco trying to get a Residential Variance. Village is 700 and most are related to one-another if'n Ya know what I mean. LOL

We have No Parking Signs on the corners of the prop and painted gutters, etc. At 1 time we had multiple cars so people 'know' we live here. My 2 windows are always decorated for the Holidays, Tresspassing SIgns in the bow window, and I have a German Sheperd that is occassionally tied outside when weather permits.

I guess "Respect Others" as I Respect Others is not commonplace. If one cannot go to a Front Door to inquire about a For Sale item, well then be prepared to either A) have a set of canine teeth in ones' ass, or be bleeding when Ye leave.

I can handle stupid question more than stupid actions.

This is not a Biz, but a play area for our toyz.

[jason_sps]

Let me start by saying that it is so good to be back to this site!! I've missed all of you and its good to see familiar faces, ie; Kaptinkaos, Ryan_Ricks, Scary Guy, Otto Baron, Tulsa Guy, Creepy Cruiser (i fuckin love your ride), and Psychoholic, to name a few. Now let me tell you what makes me give a big "FUCK YOU". FUCK YOU to the little sons of bitches who feel the need to bust out my headlights while my hearse is sitting, minding her own business. FUCK YOU to the drunken motherfucker who couldnt see a huge hearse in your way and decided to hit it with your car, ripping off the passenger side tail light and folding my fender. FUCK YOU mother nature for raining all damn summer so I couldnt work on my hearse. FUCK YOU economy/government for not letting us little people get the jobs needed to attain the money needed to put our AMERICAN MADE rides back on the road...where they belong!!!! FUCK YOU to the pussies of the streets who look down their stuck up noses at our rides. Trust me, you keep looking down your noses instead of looking at the road you will be in the back of one of these in no time flat. I just hope i'm driving the hearse you're in, bitches. Tulsa Guy, I agree with you. Hey chicken shits, pull up next to me. You act like this hearse is going to bite. Where it may have a little bit of a bite, my ride doesn't like you ALOT more than you not liking my hearse. To all you hearse lovers out there i say, FUCK YEAH!!! Keep rocking folks.

[travlinman]

The Guy on EBAY trying to sell Me $500.00 hood hinges.

[HearseDrivingFemale]

"FUCK YOU" to whomever it is on Craigslist flagging my posts!!!!!!

[Flymanj3]

I don't know... I LIKE all the stupid people/questions - gives my inner self a chance to get out.
I even go as far as to invite trouble...
One of the latest was when a bible thumping cult member (JW) came knocking at the door and asked "Do you know where you're going when you die?". As we casually walked towards the garage talking, I suddenly opened the garage door as I said "Well, I'm not really sure where I'm going, but my ride is already here"

I just Love when peoples faces get all twisted up - LOL

I guess my F/U would actually go out to other Hearse owners. YOU are the one who bought the Hearse and know shit will happen - other than vandalism or bullshit legal problems - which really sucks and is uncalled for, if you can't have some fun with it , sell it.