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Even if my prospects aren't JW's when they see a bald-headed chick w/facial prcgs covered in ink, they make it look like they forgot something from their car and leave anyway. LMAO
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Thanks for the shout out man, glad to have you back.Originally posted by Jason_SPS
Shit I had some come to the door the other day (been talking to them for a while) and the Jahova's Witlesses started reading off Isaiah 40:22. Just before I asked them "why doesn't it say the sphere if it meant the sphere, not that it's a spherical shape anyway but rather an oblate spheroid." and then explained basic astrology to them. By the way, the look on their faces was priceless indeed. I'll be pleasantly surprised if they return for another round of "convert."
HDF, YOU HAVE A BAR NEXT DOOR! Not that I drink but that's neat. Although I'm sure the drunks aren't fun to deal with and from what it sounds like the combined IQ of the town is probably 400 (discounting you of course). Actually come to think of it a bar sounds good in theory but would probably be better if it was down the street a bit. I'd get cameras installed on a 24 hour server to record everything too. Also if you own the property you should be able to fence the property in my opinion. Of course this isn't the land of the free so you can't get away with it. Put it up over night though, or some nice bushes or something on both sides of a small fence. Or mention it's to protect the public from your dog, or rather your dog from the public etc...Comment
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Travlinman, are you trying to find hinges for a 75-76 Caddy? Because if so, good god damned luck my friend!
So far HOAs seem to be in the lead. My personal irritation is people who, while I am in or at the car, take pictures with their camera phones without asking or who block traffic to take pictures. Happens all the fucking time so I always flip them off so they have a nice little surprise when they import the picture later.
The Ghostbusters comment really drags after a while. The car is not the same vintage, body style or even COLOR. One time I was out with Kevin and someone yelled "Ghostbusters" and I had enough and yelled back "FUCK YOU DIPSHIT" before I realized I was riding around in Kevins car which is this -
Whoops.
On the non-hearse list, people with giant tachometers with the big "U SHIFT NOW!!!" light. If you need a tach to tell you how to shift, well, you're a fucking retard and no amount of performance parts are going to change that. Oh and on a related note, people who try to make 4-door cars into badass speed machines.
Ok, here it is - some 4 door sedans can be badass...here I am thinking of 60's Caddys and Chrystlers. But when you see some idiot with a 4 door Nova? No, fail. And there is no "Actually I really wanted a 4 door Nova!" no you didn't fool, you wanted a 2 door like the real badasses have, you just GOT a 4 door. This goes double for the idiots who try to make 4 door Hondas and Toyotas into Fast and furious cars. It's a Japanese economy family car fools, it is NEVER going to be anything but that!Comment
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I got a skirt, down to the hinges. I got a few leads, just waiting Them out. I probably can repair the ones I have, not that bad. Was just hoping to do better, maybe a set will fall from the sky.Comment
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Hope Ya don't mind..but I thought I'd share.
Scary Guy, It's funny Ye mention the Bars. And "Thank Ye" btw for not incl Us in the IQ Group..LOL Our rez is on a State Hwy in which the speed is 30.
Within a 1 blk radius....the Mom & Pop place across from me closed about 5 yrs ago. The old-timers used to play cribbage there and indulge in boilermakers. I really am surprised that no one was ever killed by a Semi outside my door. I would regularly see a customer leave with a beer bottle and pull right out in front of Big Rigs just to do a U'y on my corner. :/
The one next to us, Ed & I had our Wed Reception there before we bought this place. GREAT Muncheez btw..lol
But, for quite some time, we didn't get-along with the owner. After we bought the place, we'd come home to have tardz parked in our lot-even with Private Property signs up so Ed would park m in. They'd have to come to our door to get their car out. LOL Ed then took railroad ties and pounded long bolts into the gravel and clay below. There was a tele-pole by the sidewalk, and now a 4 yr old Fire Dept sign on the line as well. Needless to say, that wasn't 'acceptable' to the Village because it had to be 3' in on Our property. Ed just removed the ties and bolts and I placed chunks of rock instead. I think the notification was so the Pub next door can plow all their snow and gravel - because he does a half-assed job - onto our lot. 2 yrs ago the 110 yr old fk nut pinned me (with his HUGE sand/salt scatterer on the back of his plowtruck) by the tele-pole and my hardened snow pile caving in the top of my snowblower. He was on the Hwy and backed up onto our property w/o looking behind him. The owner of the place was outside while I'm hollering and never said a word to his driver (father-in-law no less) or checked to see if I was hurt. Thankfully, the auger still managed to work.
Now, on our side of the Hwy, past the aforementioned is a corner tiny house and across from there..yup, another corner bar. Before the house was sold, some drunk ran half-way into the house with their car. LOL That is the bar I wished would have disappeared yrs ago. The majority of the patrons there are the Village Drunks and underagers. I recently learned though that it is not illegal to be walking to the bar with an open intox, but it is illegal to walk from there with an open intox. Go figure. Many times I have picked Beer, Wine, and Barware off my lot or dug out projectiles from my flower beds. I have also caught their patrons pissing on my property, so I'd sit hunkered-down in Destiny and flip on the high beams and Beacon scaring the shit oughtta m. LMFAO
Hang on.."Dracula" needs a potty-break. brb..
k..m back.
One time I was parked in front of my place up by the door and a drunk fk tried opening the passenger-side door handle to get in my truck with me!! I called the county, followed him, and they found him crashed on a picnic table down by the Village Recreation Dept. after a friend had left his ass at the corner bar. He lived over 35 mins by car away. It was cold enough that night that he almost died of hypothermia.
Before my Hubby decided to remodel the outside of our 100+ building, we had Vid Surveillance. I still keep a sign in the window that peeps are being recorded and will not leave on their own accord if caught on the property w/o permission. Being that we are remodelling inside now and rewiring the system, Trust Me when I say that even though Dracula 'alerts' to any lil noise, Mommee is the one to the investigate first. A few yrs back, when Ed was redoing the face of the building, we had a quad stolen. He forgot to bring it back in after bringing in His forklift. It was later found, taken by a thieving neighbor-kid and his buddies after they seized the motor. and other shit happen that makes me carry my hollowed-out bible if after dark. It was through my alertness that the Cty caught of group of wannabe bangers in a car that egg'd 20+ cars in the Village. 2 of those Cars were Destiny and My Hubbys previous Toy a '94 Lincoln Mark VIII. Last year, my Hubby almost had a cop sneaking through our back yard (which isn't much) while He was 'investigating' someone involved in something.
I won't even tell the story of how long it took us to get the No Parking area in front of our place Signed - "No Parking Bewtween Signs," - Painted and Flagged. Check the pics I just added..You'll see why.It was bad enough trying to back in a Car Trailer and all my Hubbys Machinist Equip when we moved here.
The problem is..people are too fucking lazy to walk from the neighbors' back lot up to the front door when they go out for dinner. I did get even with a dipshit though this last Summer..LOL He had His expensive New & Shiny Black Coupe parked with the DS on my property behind my van. There was just enough room to hook up my Hubbys Forklift trailer to the back of the van preenting him from getting in on the DS. Oh My God...LOL You should have seen the look on his face when he came out to get in his ride. PRICELESS!! He has the nerve to stand up on out trailer, and acted like he was gonna detach it when I asked Him if he was ready to meet His Maker. He glanced over at Destiny, walked over to the PS, bitched at his wife to get out so he could crawl over to get behind the wheel and then shot out of the driveway. LOL..I still laugh to this day. Ed doesn't say too much about anything when people are tarded..but I could give a shit. We are the ones that pay the Taxes, upkeep, and will lend a hand-up if someone needs it, but I refuse to bite my tongue when I'm being shit on. Me being an 18 yr old Recovering Drunk and Doper is a Good Thing, or there would be a lot of dmf's. LOL
ps..as far as the fence..I am looking to get a shitload of field stone, 10 ft high and Wrought iron Gates so Dracula can run. Neighbors to my south finally put up a new 3' fence up 2 Summers ago. Then last yr the Mother was gifted a PB AKC Reg (European-but I won't go there) Sheperd which is now 9 mos old that has been jumping the fence to come in our yard. Doh! I hate it when She does it at night. I am waiting until She comes into heat, let Dracula nail Her and then send Her back home. I used to cable tie Dracula out to the back of the van (opening the left rear door for Him to snooze on the carpet, pack face and drink up) until 2 yrs ago but not any more. I don't trust anyone around here.
I am Hoping to win at least some of tonights' Mega Millions so I don't need any meds to cope with disrespectful and ignorant people.
A Nice Crypt for Ed and one for me on the same property. Plus a Play area with Ladders, Hills and the like area for Dracula would Rock!
Zachary
On the non-hearse list, people with giant tachometers with the big "U SHIFT NOW!!!" light. If you need a tach to tell you how to shift, well, you're a fucking retard and no amount of performance parts are going to change that.
This reminded me of an incident a few wks back with a kid driving said vehicle...I made him stomp on his accelerator so fast that I could see his needle jump and black shit come out his exhaust just to get past me and be in the lead on a blvd. I think by then he was down a 1/4 after that..LMAO
Being that I am hearsin' down Mem Lane here..here is a Good One.
My Hubby offered to rebuild D's carb when I first brought Her home. I know He was jealous of Destiny because She was easy to work on, and parts wer waaay cheaper..unlike His Lincoln. But He would talk shit and I'd tell Him not to piss of D. She has feelings also.
Well, he did fail to tell me that He had other 'shop shit' on His mind and didn't replace the float.
One Boo-tiful Summer Day, Destiny are in town playing when I had me a potential 'victim' in a 4x. hehe I got him on the 1st and 2nd set of lights..my pops taught me well, but when we approached the 3rd...a main hwy 3 lanes wide, me center, dude to my right heading west...I stomped on D, and then next fkn thing I know..I smell petro!! WTF??
Yup, the float sank. D and I were fkd..not to mention embrassed as all hell. 2 guys advertising for Verlo mattresses were in a lil valley off to the side when it happened, so they come running, shedding their costumes while they're asking me if I need a hand. Now, I can push D by myslef quite a distance if on a flat grade, but She was facing up grade a bit and Yup, I took them up on their offer. LOL Nicest Guys and D was towed home. I am just Grateful D didn't start on fire. OMG!! No one would have been safe, especially Ed. I did have a chat with Ed that eve.Comment
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People on facebook that constantly quote religion. Also the clowns from back in highschool that you never talked to back then, and now want to be friends on facebook.WTF The media in general. The weatherman on tv, what a useless career. The phrase "going green." The invasion of foreign cars.Last edited by LorcinLS1; 01-04-2011, 11:26 PM.Comment
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"People on facebook that constantly quote religion."
No shit!.....A "friend" of a friend constantly hijacks threads with his zealous religious ramblings.....Current rave is how the bird and fish kills are a sign of "the end"......Comment
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Hey, I have one of those big tachs, with a u shift now light....in my 1973 monte carlo race car, not a damn civic tho!!!!!Comment
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Food for Thought..check out my update to "Destiny up for Adoption" in the FS Section.Comment
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Van Dyke, which is a highway that is three lanes wide on each side with a center turning lane and has a max speed of 35 MPH. FUCK THAT ROAD!
See I do that but only to point out their hypocricy when they get something wrong or contradict another part of the bible, which happens on a damn near constant basis.Originally posted by LorcinLS1Comment
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How about the clown that's says " I got some budniss (buisness) to take care of" That basically relates to something like paying a bill, rent, phone etc... OComment
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Oh and don't forget the dead bird saga on facebook, 2012 the end is near. Why can't these stupid fucks realize that the myan calendar was going to stop somewhere. Can you imagine being the guy who made it. One day you wake up and say fuck this calendar making crap I'm done, and then 20 million yrs later its decided that day becomes the future doomsday.Comment
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Let me just say, If the Mayans were so fucking smart where are they now?Originally posted by LorcinLS1 View PostComment
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