you can't park here

[61 flxible]

What was the whiney little bitch scared of hearse sitting around waiting for him to perish!(a hearse is a hearse thats what they do) Some people need to see me im taking appointments for those who wanna line up and die, but my enemies have first priority!!!!

[Haunti]

Well if you privately own it, it's not commercial anymore anyway.

I'd like to think that but they have it worded with ORs. Hearse OR Limo OR commercial vehicle. A lady around the corner had a limo which didn't fit in her garage and the HOA fined her up the wazoo. There was nothing she could do about it so she had to sell it or move. The limo is gone and she's a very bitter person now.

[Scary Guy]

Well if you privately own it, it's not commercial anymore anyway.

[Haunti]

Even though the covenants for the sub-division I live in state that I cannot have a hearse, limousine or other commercial vehicle parked in my driveway or on the street I still bought a hearse anyway. Only one person complained and I told her to get her panties out of a knot because I park the coach in the garage which IS allowed.
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[Scary Guy]

People in modern America are such sterilized idiots. They go through their lives pretending death doesn't exist and denying it will come for them someday also. When I look at my hearse, it reminds me that my time on Earth is temporary and to be grateful for each day I live.

Shit, IMO they do the same with the afterlife and religion, so even if they die they still get to go somewhere nice. I'm just saying that there are many who just accept it because they don't want to think of any alternatives because it makes them more comfortable about the whole process of death and how it affects them/loved ones.

[Mohawk Freak]

People in modern America are such sterilized idiots. They go through their lives pretending death doesn't exist and denying it will come for them someday also. When I look at my hearse, it reminds me that my time on Earth is temporary and to be grateful for each day I live.

[nmacarthur]

I'm experiencing this now - my car is forbidden to be on property where I'm staying at. It's stressful enough trying to find a place to live where I can park my cars. So I'm trying to find reasonable storage and carpool in to work. I'm also considering selling one of them so I won't have to worry about storing 2 and also look at the cost of still restoring the 53.

[theonlyjohnson]

i went to the dmv and they gave my car special parking right up front

[Scary Guy]

If he lived near us, we could all go visit him. They can't tell us not to park there, we don't live there.

The problem with that passive aggressive action is that while they can't tell us to leave (unless we're on their property) they can give that guy shit over it and him/his mother could be kicked out of the condo.

I don't like it but it's their right to act like complete fucks. I think they should move out anyway because it's their right not to give them their business as residents of that condo.

Either that or get a petition from the other residents with signatures. Then you know who to really fuck with if someone doesn't sign. Either it's some resident, or the condo manager is just making shit up because they're afraid it will scare away prospective new tenants.

[Riff Raff]

If he lived near us, we could all go visit him. They can't tell us not to park there, we don't live there.

[SunsetHawkSelena]

i saw that in the comments of the Hearsecon article. total BS. friggin' condo people need to get a life. i'd have to find a means of fucking with them right back...

[Abnorml]

http://www.mystarcollectorcar.com/2-features/editorials/681-neil-young-would-be-very-unhappy-with-this-hearse-story.html