gaudy hearses

[60Crown]

Time for a fun-filled whimsical photo thread.

Have enough pics to get this going. Let's see perversions of nature here folks. "What were they thinking?" Aim for the sort of loud obnoxious tackiness an Italian or Puerto Rican would die for. Or at the very least, dated to a very specific trend suspended in time.

Some patterns may even be kitschy cool. Ready?

[Psychoholic]

Holy shit! That blue one looks like this 75 3-way that Billy used to have (and James Wolfe)

[60Crown]

Was told '76, given rear bumper lights. I wouldn't know differently. Like the rear window sign..?

[pyro]

How about this?groceries.JPGNo interior, but gaudy anyways.

[mr x]

The gold one is 100% exactly what my 69 looked like when i got.

[Abnorml]

This is the gaudiest I have seen.

[Scary Guy]

What the fuck is this thing?

[60Crown]

This is the gaudiest I have seen.

"Hit that button...microwave oven."

Oh gawd damn. My snarfing just woke dogs up. Too early.

[Jus" Roach]

What the fuck is this thing?

Ask Co-founder Zac....A.L.E.X.I. is his

[Mohawk Freak]

The one in the video has the dead homie in the back, complete with bling. That's rollin' phat, dogg!

[60Crown]

Ask Co-founder Zac....A.L.E.X.I. is his

...and the response was tongue-in-cheek.

[spastic_chicken]

Uh, check Scary Guy's post count... and the smileys under the picture. Pretty sure we got this!

[v8nightmare]

Uh, check Scary Guy's post count... and the smileys under the picture. Pretty sure we got this!

Hit that button... Microwave oven!

[Scary Guy]

Yeah, I was just ribbing Zach a bit with that one, but fucking bat wings? I wonder how those affect his mileage. But I like that and Carthedral for the works of art they are.

Seriously though, these are the very definition of gaudy.

Finally

[v8nightmare]

humo.jpg

not a hearse but the gaudiness factor is through the ceiling