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So I am making a new film that I intend to include the things that I think modern horror flicks have lost.
One thing I miss is the creature feature and chase scenes in old horror. Fuck this Blair Witch "We're not going to SHOW you what you're supposed to be afraid of, we're gong to HINT at it and let the suspense get you" bullshit. That's the mating cry of a film maker who couldn't come up with a strong villain.
The other thing horror films these days are missing is tits. Remember watching horror flicks because you KNEW that at least one co-eds tits were going to be unleashed during the 120 minutes?
Lastly decent gore is all but gone. Sure we get something awesome like Hobo With A Shotgun every once in a while but then we get PG13 versions of Predator movies that are just paaaaaaaaaaathetic. Well not Death Hearse On Satan's Titty Highway. Oh, there will also be scenes of this hearse pushing in the shit of other cars through brute force and collision:
Most of the Hearse Girls will be in this flick as well!
That right there is about 30 gallons of blood from day 1 of shooting
Stainless steel interior after the blood bath on day 3 of shooting
For anyone who hasn't seen our films before, many of them include hearses and can be seen for free online at www.sorpfilms.net
One thing I miss is the creature feature and chase scenes in old horror. Fuck this Blair Witch "We're not going to SHOW you what you're supposed to be afraid of, we're gong to HINT at it and let the suspense get you" bullshit. That's the mating cry of a film maker who couldn't come up with a strong villain.
The other thing horror films these days are missing is tits. Remember watching horror flicks because you KNEW that at least one co-eds tits were going to be unleashed during the 120 minutes?
Lastly decent gore is all but gone. Sure we get something awesome like Hobo With A Shotgun every once in a while but then we get PG13 versions of Predator movies that are just paaaaaaaaaaathetic. Well not Death Hearse On Satan's Titty Highway. Oh, there will also be scenes of this hearse pushing in the shit of other cars through brute force and collision:
Most of the Hearse Girls will be in this flick as well!
That right there is about 30 gallons of blood from day 1 of shooting
Stainless steel interior after the blood bath on day 3 of shooting
For anyone who hasn't seen our films before, many of them include hearses and can be seen for free online at www.sorpfilms.net
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