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    Subject: SMART WOMAN AT TAX TIME


    Tax Time

    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?"

    "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is!"
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