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Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1. The Operator said 'Where are you?'
Ole answered, 'We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus Street .' The operator asked, 'How do you spell that?' The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting. He finally came back on line and said, 'I dragged her over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K.'
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Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly, 'Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, 'Any idea where we are?' 'Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed last year.'
Ole answered, 'We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus Street .' The operator asked, 'How do you spell that?' The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting. He finally came back on line and said, 'I dragged her over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K.'
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Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly, 'Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, 'Any idea where we are?' 'Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed last year.'