joke i heard

[laidbackryder]

i heard this this morn.


why wasn't jesus born in mexico??

















they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin !!!!!!

[HearseHaunter]

kid loses his LSD. He looks everywhere and can't find them. So reluctently he ask his grand mother.
"Grandma, have you seen my pills?"
Grandma replies, "Fuck that, have you seen the Dragons in the kitchen?"

[Guest]

what is the difference between a girl and a computer?


girls don't like 3.5" floppies

[Scary Guy]

what is the difference between a girl and a computer?


girls don't like 3.5" floppies

Yes, however neither do computers anymore.

But that is funny. Especially if you think about it in the other wrong way (actual 3.5 shoved up their


I still like "What's the difference between a condom and a casket?"

"You cum in one and go in the other."


Then there's the world's funniest joke "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?""