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> The Cue Ball
>
> Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
> drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
> around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
> bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes eats
> them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
> billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
> everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
>
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
> your monkey just did?"
>
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he
> eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll
> pay for the cue ball and stuff."
>
> He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
>
> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man
> is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
> pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a
> peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out,
> and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now?" he asks.
>
> "No, what?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up
> his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had
> to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
>
> Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
> drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
> around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
> bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes eats
> them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
> billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
> everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
>
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
> your monkey just did?"
>
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he
> eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll
> pay for the cue ball and stuff."
>
> He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
>
> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man
> is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
> pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a
> peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out,
> and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now?" he asks.
>
> "No, what?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up
> his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had
> to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."