joke for the day

[laidbackryder]

> >THE WEDDING NIGHT
> >
> >Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go
> >back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
> >
> >In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
> >breakfast.
> >
> >As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred
>
> >and Mary are up yet.
> >
> >She replies, 'No'.
> >
> >Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
> >
> >His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
> >Just go to school.'
> >
> >Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up
> >yet?'
> >
> >She replies, 'No.'
> >
> >Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
> >
> >His mom replies, 'Neve r mind what you think!
> >Eat your lunch and go back to school '
> >
> >After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up
> >yet?'
> >
> >His mom says, 'No.'
> >
> >He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
> >
> >His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
> >
> >He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
> think...
> >
> >I gave him my airplane glue.'